to not get past this.

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Middle aged OH crapped himself. Having checked it isn't through illness, just through laziness, and I entitled to feel I may never get past this?

mistressploppy (appropriate name for this thread tho ) apologies, should perhaps have put a warning in the thread title.

But whereelse could I go?! I cannot breathe a word about this in real life, and yet it is eating me up. I FEEL SO GROSSED OUT!

Well I suppose it's possible that he has toilet issues ie weak sphincter or dodgy digestion and is making a lot of noise about how humourous it all is as a way of hiding his abject humiliation.
But he should still clean up after himself.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on here today?

I've had to spend the day actually working because of all these bullshit threads.

I won't forget this you know.

Oh no. My memory is long.

No me neither.... this is one of the unforgivable sins isn't it?

shineon please see previous apology re: 30 middleaged comment... in justification at first I said middle aged to be less specific as don't want people to know who I am (embarrassed!) but then when people called troll realised I had to give more detail...

good grief i hope your a troll !

If your not trolling , i think its defo grounds for divorce - unreasonable behavour , and irreconsilable (spell?) differences - he thinks it ok to shit himself and have you clean it , you dont .

Your husband is one dirty barsteward.

Oh PUL-LEESE enough of the troll comments, yes this really is my life, I wish it hadn't happened, but YES IT DID!

What has happened to MN today?

I couldn't get past this either how awful.
Does he know how you feel about his despicable behaviour?

If your husband did a shit on the stairs and then said "meh, couldn't be arsed to go to the toilet" you should probably be seeking some kind of psychiatric care for him rather than screeching that you want a divorce.

This. Is. Bullshit.

And whereas I would usually just get stuck in and have a laugh, I really, really can't be arsed today after the pile of nasty and shitty (no pun intended) that have been here today.

shineon I actually don't think you want the gory details. I get a bit of sick in my mouth when I just think about it.

asdx2 he's stomped off, having gotten angry (because he's embarrassed - and so he should be!!! Shame, I want shame dammit!!) but for some reason he's angry that my first reason was that he should go to the doctor (his grandad died of bowel cancer - hence my worry). Apparently it was rude of me to suggest a doctor?! As though this is a normal thing for a healthy 30 year old?!

YANBU

I believe you.

When I was at uni, I knew of a few male "friends" who would regularly wet and shit themselves after a night out on the booze, because they were too pissed to make it to the toilet.

That was absolutely revolting.

But this is just vile on so many levels.

was he not wearing any clothes?
What did he do? Leave it? Shout "Daaaarling, little present for you!"?

shirleyknot well why don't you act on your "can't be arsed-ness" and just not post? Pretty please? It's not necessary. I won't miss you from my thread at all. I'll just continue trying to talk about it until I can see the funny side (I hope) and maybe I won't have serve papers on him.

Although serving him with toilet paper may helpful.

No, he tried to clear it up, but missed some.
Ugh. I found splatters.

I'll admit to being a bit of an animal here and there (before the missus does it for me...), but: crapping on the stairs?
revelling in the sloth of it?
leaving it there for you?

He's 30 FFS. Not 5. Beyond grim on so many levels.

Definitely sackable offences, or at very very very least reasons to seek out solicitor and show the excremental the seriousness of his actions.

He will obviously be mortified.

Maybe is also worried wrt the grandad thing, but doesn't want to show it and look weak?

But tbh after shitting on the stairs, that should be the least of his worries (sorry).

Rude to suggest a doctor?

Whereas doing a rubbish job of cleaning up your own shit on the stairs is perfectly acceptable, being as you were too indolent to get to the toilet...

How did he go about clearing it up?

did he do a good job of it, or did you have to finish it?

because that would make a difference for me.

if I was not involved in clearing up the filth then it POSSIBLY be forgiveable, but if I was then ugh, i'd hate him forever.

last year dh did a tiny bit of poo on the bathroom carpet whilst being sick.

He was really ill, d and v and a migraine, so I helped him out, which, though gross, is what a loving partner might be expected to do. But out of laziness? no.

Well I tried to save his feelings at first, but I've just sat down with him and told him just how disgusting I found it, and disrespectful, and that I'm sleeping in the spare room.

Let's put it this way, he did a bad job of clearing it up.
Cue vomit again.

How'd that conversation go, NCE? Does he get it?