In not letting DH cum on my face because it'll only get stuck in my moustache?

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Maybe we should just do bumsex instead.

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but some gay men make a feature of it......

Piss off you silly young bugger or I'll be after you with my cleaver. If that doesn't scare you I'll be onto the DWP offering you a job.

Wouldn't you be worried about it getting in your beard too?

h...I almost laughed there

What's the DWP?

Department for Wankers Sonny Jim!

Department for Wankers er, People that is.

Jooooooooooools? Getting a bit busy here on Mumsnet m'love.

Aww, I'm sorry, I'm only mucking about- I'm about to bloody pop and dp is working away so I just fancied a silly thread :(

It is a silly thread, keep it up! Some people have nooooo sense of hunmour! Apart from JamieOliver, i love anyone who reprimands people with teh ending Sonny Jim!

Oh bless you I'm very sorry.

I've been amazed at the celebrity names I've been able to get away with this evening and got carried away.

I couldn't get past your name !!!!

Sorry that was meant for ishouldprobablywax

yes you bearded ladies need to keep a well kempt foliage.i see your dilemma

I think I will keep my new name!
Who else have you been mr and mrs Oliver?

I'd quite like to be shirley bassey- she's as mad as she is welsh (and no facial hair I note)

You owe me a large mouthful of vodka and coke, OP

Oh a few other insignificant user-names not important in the scheme of things.

How are you feeling? Excited? Sleepless?

I'd ike to be Mrs Bill Bailey, as minor celebrity inspired names go. Is that weird?

Tried a hot curry, op?

Haha farrrking knackered and I've run out of cheese twists so I'm annoyed too- oooh but I'm trying not to pop as dp isn't home until 9pm monday!! Oh dear I will pop won't I? Very excited though-don't know the sex you see so will be brilliant suprise!

I love bill bailey- my 19 yr old sister fancies him sooo much

dammit, i can't compete with a 19 yr old! Sigh... stuck with dh then.

May I suggest a poncey "floral" name?

Hope you get some rest before the time comes OP

ishouldprobablywax: surely Shirley Bassey is only half as mad as she is Welsh?

Surely Bonnie Tyler is actually as mad as she is Welsh?

[Apologies for hijacking thread to question nationality/insanity equations]

Fair point- I shall consider it herethere! Thanks for putting up with me all haha