In not letting DH cum on my face because it'll only get stuck in my moustache?

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Maybe we should just do bumsex instead.

"some people have no sense of humour"...no, I just didn't find it funny..sorry!

but maybe I shouldn't bump this for a Saturday morning

why not? I'm still looking on a saturday afternoon!

(I have a much more refined sense of humour than this, usually, honestly, really i'm dead posh, i just loved my beard joke )

I believe you, thousands wouldn't