Go on, I'm in the mood to pick a fight today...

[Madascheese]

Anybody?

Not too bothered about the subject, say something and I'll attempt to take an opposing side...

arf! You bloody saw my facebook, you aren't allowed to play!

I feel this way today too, but now I'm at a loss what to fight about ffs!!!

I am sending dd1 (4.6) out for the day with a friend and her dc's and am bricking it. Surely she is too young to go out for a day without her mummy?

Oh FFS grow up.

I am sending all the kids here round to you Madas. Oh, and the dogs as well :)

Ilythia - why aren't they taking both girls, you should never let one do something without the other one!!

teameric you can be on my team then...

Ilythia - why have you not been letting her practise playing out on her own all this time, a little bit of healthy neglect while your children roam the streets is good for them

ChippingIn, not giving me much to go on there...

Bunty - excellent, I'll be giving them sausgage rolls fruitshoots and lovely iced doughnuts for lunch and letting them paint the dogs claws ok?

Oi ChippinIn was "FFS grow up" aimed at me? was it? ey?

Nice start, good and aggressive - glad I picked you for my team...

You're as mad as cheese, you are.

OK Madas and I'll give them the nail polish to do it with. They can bring their hand painting sets and the only-slightly-off-but-a-bit-whiffy playdough. You won't notice the smell of it once the dogs are there with you too.

Why thankyou Madascheese, I aim to please

By the way they have had two fruit shoots each and cherry bakewells for breakfast today. One of the dogs has got a bit of an upset tummy but the other is fine unless he has any sausage rolls.

ChippingIn can mind her own business too :)

Proudnsad - you say that like tis a bad thing....

Bunty - do make sure it's a good green/blue shade please and I don't want any of that animal tested nonsense.

Playdough is fine, but I do feed that to the budgie next door so on your head be it if you posion their bird..

I mean really what kind of parent are you to allow your children to feed rancid play dough to an innocent budgie?

Bunty, seriously I have no porblem with your food choices but I mean really, you're a calculated bird poisoner

Mad as processed Dairylea chees I meant, not brie or feta.
And mad as in doolally, not as in cross.
ANGRY NOW?????

The budgie is not innocent he has a string of ASBOs.
I have only got the sunset boulevard orange nail polish because they were giving me dirty looks in superdrug my usual venue for nicking stuff.

well my DD has had Macdonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner.....every day...

Chipping, DD2's got the shits.

Sorry to lower tone

proudnsad - will you be my new best friend?, that made me spit coffee down my nose and I didn't think THAT was a possibility today.

Bunty FFS if you're not going to bother nicking the good stuff from poundland I don't want your kids over here... You should know by now that being on benefits and a single Mum of 19 children I rely on the kids who come round to play to provide my make up/alcohol/food/clothes etc.

I have told them over and over to stop distilling the fermented out-of-date fruit shoots you bought in Poundland.

You should tell 'em to stop stealing them from me to bring home to you as well while you're at it.

(Bunty you're very good at this!)

Stealing from you!! The cheek of it!!
Where would you be now if it wasn't for me???
No one else would have you when you came out of jail IF you remember.

You owed me and you know it, who else would have covered for you when you sent your 2 year old in for that basics Gin?

And as for spiking the drink of the social worker with that stuff you made in our barry's garage...

No wonder you got a good write up on that report, she couldn't even see the door let alone the 4 rats..