Go on, I'm in the mood to pick a fight today...

[Madascheese]

Anybody?

Not too bothered about the subject, say something and I'll attempt to take an opposing side...

Your Barry showed me how to make that stuff in the garage; and that's not all he showed me - HAH!

My Barry wouldn't even touch you with his brothers....

Brothers? No one knew who the fathers were....

I have stupidly bad pms if anyone wants a go!

BelligerentTiggaxx

same babymother, makes them brothers just like our kel, kat, kev, kilne, and kayda

Shows what you know, no wonder your have all got 8 fingers on each hand

Hi Tigga
don't go round her house, she's mad as maggoty stilton. unless it's her feet....

I'll have you know I wouldn't want your 'friends' round here not after what you've been saying about them. You told me what that Tigga did and even you woulnd't stoop so low

Mad - I will be your new best friend if YOU WILL GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU LOW LIFE SCUMBAG

(How am I doing?)

(That's why we need so much nail polish)

My social worker says your kev is heading for trouble, just like kel and kai he is. And look what happened to them.
Serves them right, selling those twins like that.

Mad thou warped knotty-pated varlet!

GoesAllMedievalOnHerAmpleBacksideTigga

Tigga I didn't tell her anything, she must have sneaked a look at your notes; she's like that you know - no standards.

proudnsad - no you're gettingme mixed up with my exhusband there which is why I'm in the mood in the first place...I'm

well Bunty we woulnd't have had to sell them if youhad brought back that buggy I let you borrow, how was I supposed to get down to Lidl and get the offer on those multipack cheese puffs with no buggy? You KNEW that was all they would eat and you did it on purpose so I'd have to sell the kids, they was my life them kids.

And you didn't tell me your 'friend' was foreign in that case I'll make an allowance for her funny ways.

Where the bloody hell did she go? Typical people say they're up for a fight and then bugger off and eat chocolate teacakes or something...I don't know, people will insist on having a life...

And did you pay the court fine with the money you made?
No you spent it on your tattoos didn't you.
That one across your butt is getting bigger by the day...

My friend isn't foreign she had an accident at the new tanning salon on the estate.

What's wrong with feeding my son a fruit shoot and a sausage roll for lunch?

I had to get a tattoo of their names as a remeberance of them you barmy tart - how else would I be able to think of them?

It's not your mates 'tan'- it's the funny words she's using up there.

Oranges are not the only fruit......

belle perfect timing

Mad explodes at the effort of contradicting herself so completely in own argument thread

Purple is that as in an exam question?

As in Oranges are not the only fruit...discuss

It can be...if you are bored enough

They are not the only orange fruit either.....

Send the kids home then mad

Oh Sorry Bunty, I've just sold them as well, but I got more for the dogs, you want to come into town to the ferret and fuckit to spend it with me? They've got 18forthepriceof2 on that Tizer and curaco you ike so much....

Yes I'll meet you there, can't resist the old Tizerandblue.....

hang on, what??
YOU SOLD MY DOGS!! HOW COULD YOU? THEY WERE MY LIFE!!