As a frequent business traveller, I can say that the summer holidays are the worst time to travel as the plane is full of "amateurs". People who recline their seats and put their iPods on during taxiing, thus making it necessary for the stewards to correct their behaviour. People who recline seats during meal service.
People who spend ten minutes doing their make-up in the toilet when there's a queue.
Worse still, fat cunts who can not get out of their seat without leaning ALL THEIR MASSIVE FATTY BULK on to the seat in front, waking that seat's passenger up or making them spill their coffee.
This is particularly common on the lardiest of all flights, LHR to Dubai.
And as for those pricks who like to use all of the armrest for themselves, and worse, the people whose arms press over the armrest, into my seat's space, into my ribs, etc. Are they totally un-self-aware? Or are they just selfish cunts?
Last but not least. Morbidly obese people without the decency to buy two seats.