to suggest that WHITE STUFF customer service is shit

[AlaskaNebraska]

on hold for most of my life
am now in place 6
ordered item in sale( i know i know but looked nice on someone else, am convinced will look shit on me) about 2 weeks ago.
NOTHING
they allow TEN days for delivery

Can't say I have ever had a problem with them.

am STILL in position 4
what are they DOING? planning a dinner party on there?

still on position 4

Bet you get to position 1 and then it says that the office is closed and they have gone for lunch

i bet you there is ONE person there

still in 4th place

They're sorting through 5 million identical but for one tiny detail tunics and a-line skirts.

God - do you remember that awful thread that was started clearly by someone in their PR dept recently?

Hi Bella

i know
was a mad misjudgemnt
kind of dress. wont fit.
called a drumbeat dress
i ll fucking ram it where the drum dont beat soon

position 4

still 4
on phone for TWENTY ONE white stuff is shit minutes

Hello Tracey - are you still looking gorgeous and buying beautiful clothes?

nah
she is an old munter in polyster slacls

Why don't you just e-mail them? They are obviously not going to speak to you today and they won't be open tomorrow. It will be dealt with on Monday.

i am so angry now i want to SHOUT at their jolly marketing faces

Ignore Alaska - she's buying a white stuff tunic for goodness sakes

Am fat Bella but off shopping soon - am hoping Zara have some nice stuff in.

Yes they are shit
I returned stuff and phoned to check if they had received it - they can't check that apparently. You just have to wait (ages) for the refund.I don't think they have computers.

well someone is busy on ehr abacus
am STILL on position 4

and that wasn't even sale time

Tracey, I bet you are soooo not fat

I bought a lovely little dress in Zara a while ago. Will wear it tomorrow when we go on our hols.

I get some of their stuff from ebay though. Quicker delivery anyway

we are listening to REM greatest hits played on a gramphone

NO social media presence eitehr

STILL at fucking position 4

yes i come up as the FOURTH google result for white stuff customer service

HOW LONG are three people talking for?
TWENTY minutes each?

What is the phone number, Alaska?

Want me to check how many behind you in the queue? Cheer you up, like?

oohplease

youll be 4 too
02077358133

yes lets do a white stuff phone in! Bit like Bingo but no cash prize