to suggest that WHITE STUFF customer service is shit

[AlaskaNebraska]

on hold for most of my life
am now in place 6
ordered item in sale( i know i know but looked nice on someone else, am convinced will look shit on me) about 2 weeks ago.
NOTHING
they allow TEN days for delivery

still4

here i am! still here

bet balloonslayer gets in at number 2

I got told I was "queue position ten in the queue"

But my call is important to them. So that's OK and has made my day just that bit brighter.

bet there is an olivia there sitting htinking " oh god ill HAVE to answer it soon"

im q position 4 in the q

I was worried someone would answer and say "How may I help yew?"

I'd have had to say "Errrrr can you answer number 4 then please?"

THIRTY SIX BASTARD MINUTES

THEY WONT GET AWAY WITH IT

lol at ballony

right am going to cook lunch but NOT HANG UP

still at 4
how long does it take to say " look its coming bitch" to numbers 1 2 and 3?

oooh I am straight in at 7 - take that balloon slayer!

FUCKING HELL

waaaah

I am now at "queue position seven in the queue"

People are giving up or you are at number 1

Lol, this thread has so brightened my day

haha cornsilk I got your 7 after you put the phone down.

It's a bit like the charts on a Sunday Night innit. "And straight in at No 7 goes Cornsilk!"

"An Olivia"?

Where'a OliviaMumsnet when you need her?

Now I'm wondering if MNHQ do searches on their own names...

They are victims of their own success.

They don't think a shop as wonderful as them needs much in the way of Customer Service. Dissatisfied customer? What's that?

So they have two people working on Saturday, while they are doing their A-levels. One broke up with her boyfriend last night and is crying in the toilets while the other one hands her loo roll under the door and says "He's just not worth it Chanelle!"

PMSL at this
But yes their customer service is shitola
MIL gave me a voucher for xmas
And you have to spend it IN STORE
How fucking 20th century is that?
For a MAIL ORDER company.
Haven't spent it yet.

Oh poor you qp4, how awful.

I am very frightened for WS's Olivia when the OP finally gets through

that drumbeat dress is nice but only in size 8 - you skinny bitch alaska

still here 3
bastard
have made a greek salad tho

"And straight in at No 7 goes Cornsilk!"

and a non mover at position 3 is icod