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Is my wife being unreasonable?

43 replies

instum · 31/07/2010 07:11

Just want a load of womens opinions and perhaps advice. Bascially my wife found a number of emails between me and several ladyboy escorts,about a threesome that I forgot to delete. She was snooping when I was at work.

I get home and she goes totally mental, and my bags are already packed. She has also keyed my car . I nearly lost it then,she did that deliberately because she knows how much I care about the car. We always take her car shopping because Iam worried some senile twit will or chav will bump it. So it's not like she didn't know.

Now I know I cheated but, as I tried to tell her while she was almost foaming at the mouth, it's not like I had an affair and believe me I could have easy. Not meaning it like that but plenty of women would love to fill her shoes. She is the one who has gone off sex all of a sudden.We haven't done it for a month.Iam a twenty five year old man, what man can go without all that time?when he has a beautiful woman next to him saying she is 'too tired'. Not tired enough to go to the gym all the time.

I do watch a lot of internet porn and it mght have something to do with why I have done a ladyboy as normal sex gets boring I think but if she hadn't have become the ice queen ,and have serviced me regular I would have kept my fantasys as just that. I used condoms.

So anyway,now Iam at my friends house and can watch all the internet porn I like but Iam missing her, would you take your husband back?

OP posts:
LtEveDallas · 31/07/2010 07:12

No

nancydrewrocked · 31/07/2010 07:13

ha ha ha ha ha

samsonthecat · 31/07/2010 07:13

No YABU. Your wife has my sympathy being married to you!

babybarrister · 31/07/2010 07:13

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 31/07/2010 07:17

hahahahahaha

yes, of course. what woman wouldn't want a catch like that around?

janx · 31/07/2010 07:21

oh go away troll

instum · 31/07/2010 07:29

It's going to cost thousands to repair the damage she did,I'm not going to shop her to the Police but it's a crime seriously. My friend is horrified about the damage,can't believe she did it (he don't know about the ladyboys),she'll probably tell him.

I lost my wife,my car is ruined and soon everyone will think Iam a homosexual. It's amazing how quickly life can do a complete uturn. I also work in the same place as her friends husband. I bet I don't get promoted now as my boss hates benders,. I will be the laughing stock.

OP posts:
TheLadyEvenstar · 31/07/2010 07:32

This May help you!!

Tootlesmummy · 31/07/2010 07:32

Go away little boy.

arsesandoldlace · 31/07/2010 08:16

What line of work are you in?

Are you in politics perchance?

Danthe4th · 31/07/2010 08:24

get lost

nikkidale · 31/07/2010 09:05

Least convincing troll EVER!

(oooh thats the first time I have used that!!)

chipmonkey · 31/07/2010 09:42

Don't feed it.

Animation · 31/07/2010 09:49

A real life wind up merchant.

MumsieNonna · 31/07/2010 10:33

If you tell me where you have parked your car I will come round and key the other side.

SleepyCaz · 31/07/2010 10:40

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa! You fucking lunatic, are you THAT BORED?!

RunawayWife · 31/07/2010 10:53

Funny

BuzzingNoise · 31/07/2010 10:59

I would take him back. Great catch!

LimaCharlie · 31/07/2010 11:01

Of course you sound lovely

bronze · 31/07/2010 11:07

Am I the only one whos spent ages trying to work out which story this is like Joepsh and the no rooms etc.

sneezecake · 31/07/2010 11:08

this is so funny like this would happen in real life!

HousewifeOfOrangeCounty · 31/07/2010 11:10

bronze - I must be a bit slow, but can't work it out

thesunshinesbrightly · 31/07/2010 11:11

oh shut up ha ha ha

bronze · 31/07/2010 11:14

I dont think there is one housewife. Well I couldnt think of one but it was my first thought

HousewifeOfOrangeCounty · 31/07/2010 11:19

ah well just a bored teen.

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