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AIBU?

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Is my wife being unreasonable?

43 replies

instum · 31/07/2010 07:11

Just want a load of womens opinions and perhaps advice. Bascially my wife found a number of emails between me and several ladyboy escorts,about a threesome that I forgot to delete. She was snooping when I was at work.

I get home and she goes totally mental, and my bags are already packed. She has also keyed my car . I nearly lost it then,she did that deliberately because she knows how much I care about the car. We always take her car shopping because Iam worried some senile twit will or chav will bump it. So it's not like she didn't know.

Now I know I cheated but, as I tried to tell her while she was almost foaming at the mouth, it's not like I had an affair and believe me I could have easy. Not meaning it like that but plenty of women would love to fill her shoes. She is the one who has gone off sex all of a sudden.We haven't done it for a month.Iam a twenty five year old man, what man can go without all that time?when he has a beautiful woman next to him saying she is 'too tired'. Not tired enough to go to the gym all the time.

I do watch a lot of internet porn and it mght have something to do with why I have done a ladyboy as normal sex gets boring I think but if she hadn't have become the ice queen ,and have serviced me regular I would have kept my fantasys as just that. I used condoms.

So anyway,now Iam at my friends house and can watch all the internet porn I like but Iam missing her, would you take your husband back?

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DetectivePotato · 31/07/2010 11:32

Wow!!!! The first time I have actually spotted a troll. Your grammer gives it away as well as the bollocks post.

Have a

RunawayWife · 31/07/2010 11:42

Best troll post in ages

sephrenia · 31/07/2010 20:46

Funniest troll I've come across in a long time

Mingg · 31/07/2010 20:50

Honestly...

PixieOnaLeaf · 31/07/2010 20:53

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isthatporridgeinyourhair · 31/07/2010 20:57

You really must try harder with your storylines.

tethersend · 31/07/2010 20:57

Buy her some flowers, I'm sure she'll come round.

BitOfFun · 31/07/2010 20:59

Slightly OTT. Try to be a bit more subtle next time.

PixieOnaLeaf · 31/07/2010 21:02

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BitOfFun · 31/07/2010 21:03

Dead considerate like

tethersend · 31/07/2010 21:06

Of course he did. He's not an animal.

scottishmummy · 31/07/2010 21:20

youre a catch-porn watchin,meat beatin,poon hound.cant for life of me fathom what your dear wife would be vexed about

Ilythia · 31/07/2010 21:22

Now here is a perfect example of why aibu by stealth is so important.
You could have strung that out for much longer, tut tut.

booyhoo · 31/07/2010 21:25

your wife is being unreasonable

she should have torched the car with your bags in it.

Jasonthunderpants · 31/07/2010 21:29

as one man to another let me tell you that the best thing to do if your wife is off sex is to get a cucumber and shaft yourself up the arse whle tossing yourself off with the other hand

MrsRhettButler · 31/07/2010 21:30

snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

but @ jason

confuddledDOTcom · 31/07/2010 21:32

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and dear I say haha?

I was laughing all the way through that it let the game slip way too early!

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

BaronessBomburst · 31/07/2010 23:36

Hmmm. It depends......

How much do you earn?

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