to absolutely HATE those BT adverts

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featuring that snotty cow b Jane and that wet girl's blouse Adam?

I'd rather watch GoCompare! ads on continuous loop.

are you not going to vote as to whether she is up the stick or not? The suspense is killing me...........

Go Compare, Go Slit Your Wrists...............

Oh look she is rubbing her tummy. Whatever cant that mean

what a horrible thought. Wouldn't you throw in the window one (you buy one you get one free I said you buy one you get one free) for a bit of variety

And yabu for not switching over when the ads are on. That's what your tv remote is for.

I was thinking of posting about them. I just cant understand them. Is the man living away?have they split up? is she pregnant?
I dont watch adverts that much so I could of missed a few

I agree, very crap. Apparantly people buy more of a product that is advertised using a family (hence the Bisto/Oxo family, Warburton's etc)

I think they're trying to be the new gold blend couple. Now THAT was an annoying ad campaign!

I wish he'd take up BASE jumping as a team-building exercise at work and a disgrunted colleague cuts the strings on his chute.

And he's on the phone with pudding bowl haircut and she's left repeating, 'Adam? Adam?' as he reaches terminal velocity - and the ground.

smug, tedious arses the pair of them.
i vote she's not up the duff but has raging d and v for his w/e at home.... (hence tummy rubbing)

I haven't seen them for some time. The last one I saw featured him looking at houses and her calling to say go to Fulham road, now Oak Avenue etc.

What are they doing now?

Oh, yes, when she had him looking for a house.

WTF is the point of these ads? They're not advertising anything in particular except the fact that the public wants them both to die!

They are engaged apparantly (according to the 'don't bother with your mobile phone, sit down and spend a shed load of money using your BT landline)

being smug, tedious arses (see below)

He's got that hairstyle that goes along with being a limp-dicked jessie.

Haven't they been engaged for ages? Wasn't that the big news in the advert where they called their parents and what seemed like half the population of Britain?

I can't decide which of the 'couple' is the most obnoxious.

dp thinks the tummy rubbing means she's about to have a wank

...he's so romantic

They're as bad as each other. In fact, I have renamed them 'Jadam'.

They are just so miserable and unnecessary tense. I quite fancy the go compare man...but then he's based on Terry Jones who i always had a bit of a thing for.

I see the public,lucky us,get to decide what happens to them next.

Unfortunately I suspect none of the available options involve a woodchipper or a incredibly steep cliff.

An.

We get to decide?! Where?!

I'd like for him to crash into a tree as he was driving whilst on the phone.

And for her to ride a bike off a cliff as she was cycling whilst on the phone.

Pregnant?!!? They're not even married yet

Here.

Sadly the only available option at the moment is to decide if Jane is pregnant or not.

she's not pregnant. she's got metastatic swollen head syndrome and fortunately, it's terminal.

Goodness. As if anyone cares if she's pregnant or jumps off a cliff.