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Original poster

to absolutely HATE those BT adverts

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:23

featuring that snotty cow b Jane and that wet girl's blouse Adam?

I'd rather watch GoCompare! ads on continuous loop.

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funnysinthegarden · 27/07/2010 22:26

are you not going to vote as to whether she is up the stick or not? The suspense is killing me...........

Go Compare, Go Slit Your Wrists...............

thefirstmrsDeVere · 27/07/2010 22:26

Oh look she is rubbing her tummy. Whatever cant that mean

HecateQueenOfWitches · 27/07/2010 22:26

what a horrible thought. Wouldn't you throw in the window one (you buy one you get one free I said you buy one you get one free) for a bit of variety

And yabu for not switching over when the ads are on. That's what your tv remote is for.

Jasonthunderpants · 27/07/2010 22:27

I was thinking of posting about them. I just cant understand them. Is the man living away?have they split up? is she pregnant?
I dont watch adverts that much so I could of missed a few

belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/07/2010 22:28

I agree, very crap. Apparantly people buy more of a product that is advertised using a family (hence the Bisto/Oxo family, Warburton's etc)

HecateQueenOfWitches · 27/07/2010 22:28

I think they're trying to be the new gold blend couple. Now THAT was an annoying ad campaign!

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:29

I wish he'd take up BASE jumping as a team-building exercise at work and a disgrunted colleague cuts the strings on his chute.

And he's on the phone with pudding bowl haircut and she's left repeating, 'Adam? Adam?' as he reaches terminal velocity - and the ground.

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controlfreakery · 27/07/2010 22:29

smug, tedious arses the pair of them.
i vote she's not up the duff but has raging d and v for his w/e at home.... (hence tummy rubbing)

LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:30

I haven't seen them for some time. The last one I saw featured him looking at houses and her calling to say go to Fulham road, now Oak Avenue etc.

What are they doing now?

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:30

Oh, yes, when she had him looking for a house.

WTF is the point of these ads? They're not advertising anything in particular except the fact that the public wants them both to die!

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belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/07/2010 22:30

They are engaged apparantly (according to the 'don't bother with your mobile phone, sit down and spend a shed load of money using your BT landline)

controlfreakery · 27/07/2010 22:31

being smug, tedious arses (see below)

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:33

He's got that hairstyle that goes along with being a limp-dicked jessie.

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LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:36

Haven't they been engaged for ages? Wasn't that the big news in the advert where they called their parents and what seemed like half the population of Britain?

LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:37

I can't decide which of the 'couple' is the most obnoxious.

SpringHeeledJack · 27/07/2010 22:38

dp thinks the tummy rubbing means she's about to have a wank

...he's so romantic

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:38

They're as bad as each other. In fact, I have renamed them 'Jadam'.

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TheDoodler · 27/07/2010 22:42

They are just so miserable and unnecessary tense. I quite fancy the go compare man...but then he's based on Terry Jones who i always had a bit of a thing for.

LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:42

I see the public,lucky us,get to decide what happens to them next.

Unfortunately I suspect none of the available options involve a woodchipper or a incredibly steep cliff.

LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:42

An.

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:44

We get to decide?! Where?!

I'd like for him to crash into a tree as he was driving whilst on the phone.

And for her to ride a bike off a cliff as she was cycling whilst on the phone.

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juneybean · 27/07/2010 22:45

Pregnant?!!? They're not even married yet

LetThereBeRock · 27/07/2010 22:47

Here.

Sadly the only available option at the moment is to decide if Jane is pregnant or not.

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expatinscotland · 27/07/2010 22:50

she's not pregnant. she's got metastatic swollen head syndrome and fortunately, it's terminal.

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megapixels · 27/07/2010 22:51

Goodness. As if anyone cares if she's pregnant or jumps off a cliff.

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