Things you'd put on people's status updates if you weren't as nice as you are

[Buddleja]

having just had a nose at my facebook home page today mine would be

"I really don't care what 'delicious' food you have cooked for dinner today, I wasn't interested yesterday either"

Yes that is an excellent status update lissie

you daughter/great grandma/uncles dog is not on FB so stop telling them you love them.

or

just fuck off with your attention seeking updates.

"Stop usin txt spk u fkr.."

i could have ranted forever, damn facebook and their character limits....

have you all seen lamebook.com?

well, you need damnyouautocorrect

I prefer failbook