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Cheryl Cole has officially left her husband

53 replies

Vivia · 23/02/2010 16:30

It's 'breaking news' on the BBC!

The statement came from her spokesperson.

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squeaver · 23/02/2010 16:32

Well, about time.

geordieminx · 23/02/2010 16:34

Finally she has seen sense!

Wonder how long it will be befre Simon Cowell annouces that his engagement is off

squeaver · 23/02/2010 16:34

She wants the "media to respect her privacy".

That'll be all the media other than OK! who she'll sell her "my heartache" story to for squillions.

southeastastra · 23/02/2010 16:34

how tragic

traceybath · 23/02/2010 16:35

Bless and it was such a convincing marriage

GetOrfMoiLand · 23/02/2010 16:37

Lol at Simon C's engagement.

She needs to get married to Si pronto - she won't have to change her initials and can keep her CC monogrammed tea towels or whatev.

Megletwantsittobesummer · 23/02/2010 16:39

Good for her. She's not perfect but ashley has behaved pretty badly.

potplant · 23/02/2010 16:39

Breaking News at the BBC - ffs. I love my sleb goosip as much as the next loon person but seriously - the BBC??

SpicedGerkin · 23/02/2010 16:40

At least there are no children involved.

potplant · 23/02/2010 16:40

*gossip

SpicedGerkin · 23/02/2010 16:41

Meg- I only posted to mark my place incase she does

bluebump · 23/02/2010 16:46

geordieminx

About time too Cheryl.

ilovesprouts · 23/02/2010 16:48

hes a plank anyhow shes much better off without him ,

PestoMonster · 23/02/2010 16:51

does anyone care

FimBOW · 23/02/2010 16:53

I wonder if she will become Cheryl Tweedy again

bagpuss · 23/02/2010 16:53

I wonder what she will do with the Mrs Cole tattoo on the back of her neck or wherever it is?

MadreInglese · 23/02/2010 16:53

yawn

preggersplayspop · 23/02/2010 16:54

I knew that tattoo was going to be a mistake

waitingforbedtime · 23/02/2010 16:58

lol @ breaking news on BBC! What has happened to the world?

Sad for her though. He is a total arse.

mosschops30 · 23/02/2010 16:58

Oooh im so pleased, I know its shallow of me, but i lurve cheryl and am so glad she ditched the loser

Vivia · 23/02/2010 17:09

Pesto you cared enough to be on Sleb Twaddle, and click on this, and leave a message. So shut it!

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UnquietDad · 23/02/2010 17:11

She hasn't really got a Mrs Cole tattoo on the back of her neck, has she?... That's up there with the woman who had all five of Westlife's faces tattooed on her back and had to have Brian surgically removed. (I was just relieved for her that she wasn't a fan of My Life Story, So Solid Crew or the Polyphonic Spree.)

Anyway... about time too. A million men rejoice and go "get in there!"

I'm not normally one for hoping women royally screw their husbands in divorce settlements, but in this case I hope she squeezes the vile, ratty, thick, nasty, scheming little knob-end for every penny.

TheChicOfIt · 23/02/2010 17:12

Also marking my place for when hf1234 comes along . Sure it'll be front page news of The Sun/Star/Mirror tomorrow. Also a bit at the BBC.

TheChicOfIt · 23/02/2010 17:14

at UQD's description of Cashley - couldn't have put it better myself!

southeastastra · 23/02/2010 17:15

ha an uqd

do people really care this much?

i find it quite depressing