Brangelina

[SerenityNowAKABleh]

What is up with Brad's chin? Why hasn't anyone pointed this out to him? Why hasn't Angelina told him to sort it out? WHY?!

i was reading in some crappy low brow paper that this is the male equivalent of giving up on grooming when resentful in a relationship.

so have they got back together again already or did the rumours of their split turn out to be incorrect.

That article says it's incorrect, but I remember with Madonna and Guy Ritchie it was all "it's lies, all lies, we're super happy. Look at how happy we are" and then a few weeks later - D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

If I was her, I'd leave him over the beard. It's disgusting. Imagine sleeping next to that.

yes, and kate winslet did it too. she was on the cover of instyle september saying loving it all, job, life, man.. and then in october D.I.V.O.R.C.E as you say!

Is Kate Winslet getting divorced again?

didn't Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere take an advert out in the Times stating they were not getting divorced? I might have imagined it, though. Low and behold they broke up months later.

do you mean the beard or...

I would still do him

that man is beautiful

But AnyFucker- he's got really small ears!! How could you do a man with baby ears??!

I don't like a chiseled face.

or a ratty beard

no bobble, sorry, i meant before she ditched jim

It's for a role. He hates stick-on beards, so he's growing his own.

what role? the lead in 'what i found in the shower plug hole this morning?'

They must be doing a re-make of Catweazle

urgh, i hate Brad Pitt. he has a piggy face and looks like a chubby satan at the mo. don't like Angelina either come to think of it, she seems to have a sense of entitlement... "want a baby? wheres that catalogue? want a new man? ah, what's a wife anyway?"

you lot have no taste

mmm, nice piccie of Brad, mmm

I hate links to the DM sleb page!!

I end up spending half an hour checking out the stories down the right hand side. Another man has a baby...Opening of Abba World (actually Frieda looks really good for 64)...Ellen DeGeneres furious with Simon Cowell etc etc. It's such a waste of time!

They have heaps of children, close in age. Enough said. The stress levels will be high and I wish the media would give them a break. So what if they are having problems. Everyone with heaps of children close in age will identify.

its maybe a security blanket so we'll forgive him for now but he has until hotter weather arrives before we hold him down and shave him bare

I don't think Angelina has slept anywhere near Brad for quite some time, from what my sources tell me...and the children are more or less brought up by a rotating pool of nannies, none of whom is allowed to stay for more than a couple of months in case they get "too attached"

It's rather sad, but I predict some rather messed-up teenagers

Wish I had a rotating pool of nannies instead of the rotating pool of vomit that I am normally dealing with.

Angelina has a very prominent vein in her forehead in that picture.

I think I agree with BOF.

BoF - I've read the same thing about the nannies, that they're fired in quick succession. I've also read that they have 6, so they're not short of childcare help.

I've never fancied Brad (apart from some brief moments in Oceans 11), but Johnny Depp - that's a different story.

Sadly, I don't think it's likely that he'll leave Vanessa Paradis for me. [sigh]

Phwaor
The eyes! The cheekbones!