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Oh my goodness! Cheryl Cole SWEARS

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UnquietDad · 01/10/2009 14:21

I did not expect this

She is so not a Sweary Mary type of girl. She seems almost prim.

Liked it though

Shame the song itself is such utter, utter, bilge. Why does will.i.am have to put rand.om full st.ops in his na.me?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 15:21

well i hope for your sake that MrsBadger doesn't stumble across this thread!

nickytwotimes · 01/10/2009 15:27

I am sure her arse is not at all rough.

JodieO · 01/10/2009 15:28

I like that song a lot, my taste of music. I like pretty much most music though so.

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Portofino · 01/10/2009 15:30

My friend tells me tales of clubs and pubs in Whitley Bay, way back. Right slapper is his opinion....(Personally I find that word offensive as I am posh! )

TheFoosa · 01/10/2009 16:44

I think she looks strangely old fashioned, it's the hair i think

pasturesnew · 01/10/2009 17:05

nowt wrong with whitley bay btw

FranSanDisco · 01/10/2009 17:11

She's a chav with money and no class. She's married to a thick footballer - nuff said.

StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 17:13

here's my prediction - she'll be pregnant by the end of the year (no great surprise I'm sure) and will win 2010 mum of the year

Mutt · 01/10/2009 17:13

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mosschops30 · 01/10/2009 17:58

yes many a good night to be had at Whitley Bay

Portofino · 01/10/2009 21:48

Takes me back to my student days, Whitley Bay! Cheryl wouldn't have started school then though....I was going out with a very nice boy, who used to pick me in his mum's car. We used to hold hands on the seafront. He wasn't putting out though so I dumped him! He's probably made someone a lovely husband!

donnie · 01/10/2009 21:54

you can't take Geordie out of the girl. Well, not this one anyway! She's well 'ard.

ScaryFucker · 01/10/2009 21:55

oh men are very stupid aren't they, when dazzled by a lip-glossed gob and big brown eyes ?

UnquietDad · 01/10/2009 22:20
Hmm
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Ozziegirly · 02/10/2009 01:27

Apparently whe once won "most attractive girl in the Metro Centre".

Now that's something to be proud of.

To me, she is a shining example that anyone can be attractive with enough trowled on make up, hair extensions and a probable mild eating disorder.

Dominique07 · 02/10/2009 01:43

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpWus7NUeyY&NR=1 Wow I think this is her at the original audition!!!

thumbwitch · 02/10/2009 01:50

tbh, I'd be more shocked to find out that she DIDN'T swear. Really.

ScaryFucker · 02/10/2009 07:16

wassup with the , UQD

do you consider yourself above such visceral, stereotypicaly-male reactions to a lip-glossed gob ?

my dh loves her and he is not thinking with his brain

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 02/10/2009 08:15

She was found guilty of the assault but (IIRC, can't be bothered to Google) she was cleared of any racist motivation or element to it.

Portofino · 02/10/2009 12:54

I have just been sad enough to wiki her whilst eating my lunch. And BitOfFun's DH gets a mention on her Wiki page!

UnquietDad · 02/10/2009 21:29

I think she's very pretty, but not special.

#1 in FHM? Not even #1 in Girls Aloud!

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