Oh my goodness! Cheryl Cole SWEARS

[UnquietDad]

I did not expect this

She is so not a Sweary Mary type of girl. She seems almost prim.

Liked it though

Shame the song itself is such utter, utter, bilge. Why does will.i.am have to put rand.om full st.ops in his na.me?

I refuse to listen all the way through. Is it in a very silly Ain't That Shit Tit way, like in Grease Lightning, because they need to cool it up a bit?

Cos with the full stops it spells Will I Am

(I am Will, short for William). It's almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous

didn't she also punch someone in a toilet,or am I thinking of someone else?

you love her dont you UQD

Yes, don't be fooled by the sweet and polished exterior, she was once on Jezza Kyle (well, she could have been).

god thast shit
why do all singers sound like they are singing into a bucket

Is this a joke??

Have you forgotten she 'allegedly' assaulted someone and made racist comments in a female toilet.
And that she is really a rough geordie slapper from a not so nice part of town (I can say this as am also geordie slapper ).

Dont be fooled by the hair extensions and tooth veneers

UQD- do you trawl YouTube when you're not on here? .

All us Geordies like a bit swear.

Seems almost prim?

She is like a polished turd.

Bet she's a right pottymouth.

Mosschops, you don't need to say allegedly. She was found guilty. That makes it fact

She has scrubbed up well, she is so perfect looking, like a doll or something now.

But, yes, although pretty, she was rough as f*ck before she made like Barbie.

Do you know UQD - she might even, just sometimes, go to the er... toilet !!!

Sorry if that is to much for you, I think you may need to lay in a darkened room to cope

I bet she's as hard as fuck

i agree it's shite. cheryl cole prim?

at polished turd

Cheryl Cole has amazing PR on her side, she was indeed found guilty of racially aggravated assault - here you go

Sorry UQD. If it helps she was found guilty of ABH but not of calling her victim "a black bitch". Still racially aggravated assault though so can't see how much better that makes it.

If you want prim I expect that Kate Middleton could oblige.

at polished turd

aah I stand corected, didnt know she was found guilty.

Have been watching too much Wright Stuff on mat leave and say 'allegedly' before everything

LOL at "almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous"

Yes, I only remembered the other day that she used to be Tweedy and punched a woman in a toilet but also allegedly called her a "jigaboo". That was only 2003. Now she is the "nation's sweetheart"!

No, I don't love her. But I might love one of her colleagues

I find it amazing that she's managed to get past the assault (forgot it was racially motivated- there you go, it's working on me too) and suddenly become the ultimate golden girl

UQD so you are a Louis Walsh fan??

He's not a colleague, he just sits at the same table!

he's a Sarah Harding fan I think

ah right, yes she sings too doesn't she?

Am also pmsl at polished turd.
Cheryl COle is as rough as a badger's backside.
I am surprised an astute chap like you UQD did not notice. Badger's backside, my friend.