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Oh my goodness! Cheryl Cole SWEARS

46 replies

UnquietDad · 01/10/2009 14:21

I did not expect this

She is so not a Sweary Mary type of girl. She seems almost prim.

Liked it though

Shame the song itself is such utter, utter, bilge. Why does will.i.am have to put rand.om full st.ops in his na.me?

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BitOfFun · 01/10/2009 14:27

I refuse to listen all the way through. Is it in a very silly Ain't That Shit Tit way, like in Grease Lightning, because they need to cool it up a bit?

Iklboo · 01/10/2009 14:28

Cos with the full stops it spells Will I Am

(I am Will, short for William). It's almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous

StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 14:29

didn't she also punch someone in a toilet,or am I thinking of someone else?

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PVish · 01/10/2009 14:30

you love her dont you UQD

Lizzylou · 01/10/2009 14:30

Yes, don't be fooled by the sweet and polished exterior, she was once on Jezza Kyle (well, she could have been).

PVish · 01/10/2009 14:32

god thast shit
why do all singers sound like they are singing into a bucket

mosschops30 · 01/10/2009 14:32

Is this a joke??

Have you forgotten she 'allegedly' assaulted someone and made racist comments in a female toilet.
And that she is really a rough geordie slapper from a not so nice part of town (I can say this as am also geordie slapper ).

Dont be fooled by the hair extensions and tooth veneers

JeminTheDungeon · 01/10/2009 14:34

UQD- do you trawl YouTube when you're not on here? .

All us Geordies like a bit swear.

ConFuschias · 01/10/2009 14:35

Seems almost prim?

She is like a polished turd.

Bet she's a right pottymouth.

ConFuschias · 01/10/2009 14:36

Mosschops, you don't need to say allegedly. She was found guilty. That makes it fact

Lizzylou · 01/10/2009 14:36

She has scrubbed up well, she is so perfect looking, like a doll or something now.

But, yes, although pretty, she was rough as f*ck before she made like Barbie.

StrawberriesandCherries · 01/10/2009 14:37

Do you know UQD - she might even, just sometimes, go to the er... toilet !!!

Sorry if that is to much for you, I think you may need to lay in a darkened room to cope

mrsruffallo · 01/10/2009 14:40

I bet she's as hard as fuck

southeastastra · 01/10/2009 14:40

i agree it's shite. cheryl cole prim?

PestoSunshineMonster · 01/10/2009 14:40

at polished turd

pasturesnew · 01/10/2009 14:41

Cheryl Cole has amazing PR on her side, she was indeed found guilty of racially aggravated assault - here you go

Sorry UQD. If it helps she was found guilty of ABH but not of calling her victim "a black bitch". Still racially aggravated assault though so can't see how much better that makes it.

If you want prim I expect that Kate Middleton could oblige.

MamaG · 01/10/2009 14:47

at polished turd

mosschops30 · 01/10/2009 14:48

aah I stand corected, didnt know she was found guilty.

Have been watching too much Wright Stuff on mat leave and say 'allegedly' before everything

UnquietDad · 01/10/2009 15:00

LOL at "almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous"

Yes, I only remembered the other day that she used to be Tweedy and punched a woman in a toilet but also allegedly called her a "jigaboo". That was only 2003. Now she is the "nation's sweetheart"!

No, I don't love her. But I might love one of her colleagues

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StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 15:14

I find it amazing that she's managed to get past the assault (forgot it was racially motivated- there you go, it's working on me too) and suddenly become the ultimate golden girl

StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 15:14

UQD so you are a Louis Walsh fan??

UnquietDad · 01/10/2009 15:16

He's not a colleague, he just sits at the same table!

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ConFuschias · 01/10/2009 15:18

he's a Sarah Harding fan I think

StealthPolarBear · 01/10/2009 15:19

ah right, yes she sings too doesn't she?

nickytwotimes · 01/10/2009 15:21

Am also pmsl at polished turd.
Cheryl COle is as rough as a badger's backside.
I am surprised an astute chap like you UQD did not notice. Badger's backside, my friend.

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