Oh Katie, Katie Katie...you just dont help yourself do you?

[dietqueen]

yes, yes I know she's on her hols (again) but come on put them away..please no ones interested

She's so stupid in taking the piss out of the fruit picking pics of Pete with the kids....does she really think the kids would prefer to be watching their "mother" parading around in a cheese wire and being mauled by some hanger on theyre probably calling Uncle Alex by now?! How thick was her comment?!!!

arf fio

In a really perverse way, I'm enjoying watching her career self destruct. I hope she really keeps this up.

They both helped each others "career". However, she seems to be under the impression that she did him an enormous favour by marrying him yet they created a brand together and made millions from it. I cannot understand where she gets her superiority complex from.

She really does seem to be acting like a moron now.

I'm impressed by her stomach for a woman that
has carried 3 children. Although her boobs are gross what's with the massive gap between them, and what colour is she?? Tan shoe polish. She really does come across a bit of twat.

Her poor kids she doesn't seem the maternal type what so ever, just enjoys spening money on clothes and toys for them. And am ed at what sane person bleaches a toddlers hair????

So if you were a judge in a custody hearing for those children now who whould you award it to? I know who my money would be on.

Alex is a cage fighter? Wot on earth is one of those? Sounds hideous!

Well tbh if she is not in charge of the children at the time what difference should it make

We all let our hair down when we are childfree (although my idea of letting my hair down is slightly more staid than hers lol)

I really don't understand how someone who has been so good at minipulating the media has got it all so wrong.

Her game plan should be:

1 Interview with Heat Magazine stating how she is devastated and fears for her future being a single mum and finds it difficult to carry on. Not the one she did recently stating that she didn't even cry.

2 Lots of staged photo shoots (like Peter Andre has done) taking the kids to the park, Toys "R" Us or soft play .

3 Be photographed carrying a book (they all do this Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan etc even though they all have very expensive handbags to put books into.) with the title "Why Love Hurts" or some such twaddle.

Voila, public image rescued. Tons of photo shoots start rolling in. Career no longer in tatters.

Watch this space according to this report they are going to annouce their engagement soon - Christ that woman graves attention at any cost!!!

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/news-interviews/Katie-Price-to-marry-lover-Alex- Reid/articleshow/4863367.cms

Pete - well rid mate

She is the same colour as David Dickinson. Why do some people think ronseal varnish/gravy browning/strong yorkshire tea is an ideal colour for skin?

Plus she is looking haggard, she is the same age as me and I am sure I don't look that ragged

She is a vile character. However, don't think that what she is doing warrants having her children taken away from her. She's only sunbathing topless and her kids aren't even there.

If she keeps this up she's unlikely to have much of a career, she's a loose cannon heading down Kerry Katona alley.

She once said after her boob job she wouldn't be photographed topless again, so how desperate must she be to 'pose' for these?

I would be "Insania" for her to marry again.

My one abiding memory of KP was when I became aware of her existence for the very first time. She appeared on the C4 Graham Norton show. Some woman in the audience had made a comment about how well endowed one of her previous lovers had been. Cue lots of smutty comments. KP? She said, and I am paraphrasing, "Cor, her fanny must be like a bucket".

Not one thing she has said or done since has changed my opinion of her.

DP went to college with her new beau.

He said that he was 'thick as pigshit'

That figures.

I can't bear her.have seen her in RL a few times and she is tiny with a really tiny waist and stomach.She looks pregnant to me in those

noddy, she's only tiny because she's had so much lipo...

How can anyone go on so many holidays... I must be perverse but I'd get sooooo bored constantly lying on a sun lounger. She's not even doing anything remotely interesting, just turning the colour of old boots.

gravy browning shade of tan

that's made me really laugh GOML

she's vile

I saw her recently and her ribs were showing and her stomach was seriously concave.She looks quite 'full' there in comparison.Agree she is awful

where did you see her at such close quarters noddy

Sorry, lost a ? there

Oooh, yes there is something odd going on in the stomach region.

She has either allowed herself to eat something for once or their is a baby in there.

Hmm, interesting.