i've never felt particularly strongly about katie holmes BUT...

[AitchTwoOh]

bleurgh.

look at this blah blah blah tapping charity launch

yes, she's not a professional dancer and yes i'm being uncharitable but... she can't. sing or dance.

and she is NAUSEATING in that interview, all those Tom Cruise tics. yuck yuck yuck.

she's only about 28, WHY is she acting like an old woman?

there's a million pictures can't find the interview

the whole thing is right down at the very bottom. dd1 watched it and declared her amazing, lovely, beautiful etc and to wash her eyes out i made her watch judy garland's version, then some gene kelly, fred astaire, ginger rogers and to finish, donald o'connor.

the garland 'get happy' much more static than i remember...

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You're just jealous because...oh give me a minute, it'll come to me.

. I thought she was quite good. And it was refreshing to see her animated for the first time in about 5 years.

DS1 thought it was a picture of Michael Jackson.

she seemed very bland i got bored

she's like a bike frame with skin on and with as much personality.

she seems to have adopted the britney spears style of dancing....i'll just walk around a bit, pose, walk around a bit, pose, more strutting, that should keep the punters happy.
well no, it fucking doesn't britney/katie, dance woman, dance like we're fucking paying you. it's for charidy, make more effort.

" AitchTwoOh Fri 24-Jul-09 20:51:57
the whole thing is right down at the very bottom"

That's about right for a description of it .

it's all fake anyway, the whole tom cruise marriage etc. i feel sorry for her, actually

Where does she put those legs when she's with shorthouse, then?

See I'm the lone voice again then.

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My god that was like an episode of Stars in their eyes US edition.

lol, pb.

and my, you're feisty in your new guise, db.

i mean the dancing is quite good in the sense that blablablah she's not a dancer. but it's too WOW and PIZZAZZ for me, too much hands and hat when her legs are off elsewhere.

but she is, as you have pointed out, BORING about thedizzyfeetfoundation. doin' it for the kids. YOU ARE NOT OLD, KATIE!

hehe plate

"...that should keep the punters happy.
well no, it fucking doesn't britney/katie, dance woman, dance like we're fucking paying you. it's for charidy, make more effort."

Arf

I fast forwarded to the dancing so missed the interview (did she have anything interesting to say?). I think she does alright though, better than I was expecting. Her legs look pretty good in that outfit and she looks a LOT better without the midget in tow.

her legs were pleasingly meaty i thought but she looked like she was trying to be sexy, which always makes my fillings itch.

She reminded me of Victoria Beckham in that sense H - all the component physical parts but none of the actual personality to make her sexy.

I thought she sounded pretty good, didn't think much of her "dancing" though,

Doodle2u, don't go!!

I agree, I find it very embarrassing. But Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise always make me want to hide behind the sofa.

Apparently David Beckham called his son Cruz after his Great Friend Tom Cruise. AWFUL!

ah now you see i have a great fondness for posh. it's because i think she would like me enormously in RL. i could be her fat friend.

ROFL at being poshes fat friend Aitch. You know you'd have to be at least a size 6, don't you?

I think i could just about manage that...

I'd be her drunk fat friend.