..if oyu got lipstick on a top in a shop

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i Presume you all hide and run?

Why are you kissing tops?

Absolutely!

Lol.
I was mortified.
pale blue...

yes

I wouldn't run, I'd slink

Well, you go up to the till and say that you'd like to buy it but someone's put lipstick on it, so can you have it at a discount please.

However, pale blue? Really?

I'd take it off and put it back!

she met me as i came out.
" can i put those back for you"

EEEK
wwwyd THEN?

ice blue yes

would link to shop but htey might see me, see this thread then I would have to go into Witness Proctection

why were you wearing ice blue lipstick

I am worried about you

it was cold.

Say nowt and slink off.

Now tell us more about this blue lipstick...

whatchoo like eh

I can be quite brazen. I'd just hadn it over and if she commented sayu "oh yes i noticed that too"

I once took a DS game back to Game and the bloke said "I can't accept this back it doesn't have the sitcker on" (it seals box)

me "it didn't come with a sticker"

him " we always put a sticker on"

me "yes I thought you did, but this one didnt have one" [hard look]

I got he refund - and it DID come with a sticker, DD had played it and it was crap

enough of the lipstick/top drama, come discuss teh birkenstock drama

You were trying on a pale blue top whilst wearing ice blue lippy?

I worry about you. Is it your age?

Are you a Goth? Emo? What colour are your toenails?

Aye tis a blue day...

She's still wearing pale blue eye liner and electric blue mascara....

lol
no it was me old fave mac viva glam VI

Ooh Suzie, I used to brush blue mascara into my hair in the 80's.

Oh god, I'd forgotten those hair colour wand things. Do they still do them??

Ha! And I thought you knew about fashion!

I had a colour wand in copper i think.
no the top was blue my lips were beigy pink

Oh. I was having fun then imagining you in ice blue lippy wearing a pale blue top.

Still, the thought of a pale blue top is pretty bad. Was it Littlewoods by any chance?