the circle of life goes round and round in circles

[ABloke]

Is that Circle.... strange word.

Have it spelt it properly?

explain the joke

bet you can't..

< leans back feet on desk >

Oh I so can

Her has something to do with it,

Actually you are correct I cannot explain, well I can, no no I cannot.

Now I posted re names.

Work it out, you is clever.

cliver
clevur
clivver

hmmmmm

of x today.

I need to nm for my big comeback but I am bit unsure how to with the new formatted mumsnet.

well I'd have to be feckin' genius to work it out.

It wasn't a joke, it was a play on words

what are you on about anyway?

< inhales >

and when I do come back can you allpretendto be happy and welcoming?

I have had much fun this week. I contacted IT and asked for emoticons

They said no.

So, then I asked them for some bold or underline .

They said no.

sO THEN i SENT AN AN EMAIL ALL IN CAPITALS AND SAID I WAS SORRY BUT I HAD NO BOLD/UNDERLINE.

They replied back saying to perhaps use * at each side of the word I would like to emphasise.

I said they were boring me.

They said they were sorry for the boringness factor but it was for our own safety so we did click on anything.

Next week I am going ask them if they think I is thick enough to click on a PORN site OR SOMETHING.

Well Hello there buddy

Leans back, put feet on desk and drinks Twinings Tea.

yes you win, twas a play on words...................... ha

can't you just go to registration details and insert new name, save to change?

I have another name...PollyStyrene

only used it once on word game but may come in handy.

So.

? What you doing today?

they have ou down as the office looper.

Oh so it is that easy?

Cool. I may make a come back next week.

okay back to How/what/where/why u doin?

he's been eating feckin toast over this keyboard again

Today I have no teaching of people so I'm going to drag G out for a walk with dogo

and then do some gardening

bought a lavender tree in Aldi yesterday

they had olive, rosemary and lemon trees... I think

anyway I got dh to cut another border last night, God how he grumbled

No, they apparently think it is/I am funny..

I apologised, they had to call me regarding something else, I almost poop my panties when I heard "it's god from it"... I said "oh Oh I am so sorry about the questions. They said many people have asked these questions.

Work colleagues have said I have to attempt to find 1 thing each week, to annoy them with, in order for us to get more PC's.

I shall do it. Oh Oh Oh and my new work colleague who eats bacon rolls is ALSO dyslexic, we have fun with signing/singing brian and bla and diary/dairy.

I like her.

Okay I will let you speak now. I may have to disappear as youngest spy just got up. eek

Hmm I need some plants.

If I asked oh to cut border, he would head to border books and cut a car up or something.

Ha!

I cannot go to Aldi. the shop is within 500 metres of Oh lady friend. I am not allowed within 100 metres of her... or was it 600, or perhaps it is okay now... that was years ago.

So T. I think it is happening. the leaving thing.

all I asked was cut he cut a half moon shape out near the front door because I want to plant the lavender and some box balls and you'd think I'd asked him to landscape the whole garden.

i picked up the spade and strted jabbing at the ground and told him to forget it I'd do it

'no no no I'll do it, what do you want?' -him

'Give it to me it'll be quicker if I just do it myself like every other feckin thing in this house'- me

'Oh shut up and give me the bloody shovel' - im

I will give it to you, right up the hole.'- me

Oh

blimey O'reilly

erm

YES!

love love love Kings Of Leon

Wow are you me?

easily

I worry about my eldest child. She hears too much/many angry words and see's oh crying.

Do you think she will understand when she gets older?

I took her to my sisters fiances grave-side this week. To show her that we don't just come back, like her grandad thinks. Was that wrong?

I am just going to get them for us

I keep typing things out and deleting

they either sound too crass or weird or just patronising