has anyone here had a liason with Russell Brand?

[chosenone]

after reading his booky wook it would seem many many women have been there, unfortunately im not one of them, anyone? it seems a lot were prostitutes or BB contestants though! I wonder if a sex addict is any good or totally selfish?

not me but i know someone who has.

apparantly he isn't what could be called "well hung" but that he is not a totally selfish lover.

i personally don't see the attraction

I'd rather gouge my ovaries out with a rusty spoon, thanks.

Maybe women who don't look at the mantelpiece when they're making up the fire?

Uggh.

god, who would admit to it

Boak

Urgh, not in a million years! I favour Nom's ovary gouging idea.

I thought about doing it with him at the teenage cancer trust thing but I didn't really know who he was then

suspect that a few brandies would unleash my inner demented slut and would probably end up doing it with anyone

god I think he's so sexy! and funny, and intelligent! yum

really?? chosenone, really really??? Or are you having us on???

Has a think about RB...

Nope, still, I have to ask Really???

I wish..
Then i could pull his pubic hair back down away from his face

Yuk.. who would admit to shagging THAT creature lol

shudder....

I think it's because he does actually look like a dirty bugger that puts me off.....

any man that spends more time and money on his hair than i do puts me off.

the girl who has slept with him is v ery attractive well to do business woman. certainly not the bimbo type you'd expect to fall for his ahem, charms

Erk. He's such a slapper - you have no idea where he's put it before you. No thanks. Yeurch.

Plus his hair. I am reminded of a Blue Peter annual I had as a child with a story about how women in the court at Versailles had mice nesting in their wigs.

my friend was seeing him for a while, he picked her up on the flight to la, she was the air hostess! She said he was a bit of a naughty boy in bed, too much coke and all that stuff so she left one night and didnt answer his calls.....

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Aimsmum - me too.

Not much difference between him and Captain Jack!

He looks like he smells of piss

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ergggh am with Nom on the ovary gouging.....

Just looks like you could catch god knows what even with protection...

Ok ok i might if he wore an all over body bag and just poked his willy out.
Plus offered me a million quid.
As a small incentive / Smirk

No not he was the last man on earth, he is bleedin awful to look at!!

He looks like he would havve a cheesy nob
No thanks

i have a friend who is a sex addict, i have never had him but i know he is v attentive to the ladies he shags, so they dont have to be totally selfish

russell brand doesnt do it for me