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has anyone here had a liason with Russell Brand?

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chosenone · 10/01/2009 09:50

after reading his booky wook it would seem many many women have been there, unfortunately im not one of them, anyone? it seems a lot were prostitutes or BB contestants though! I wonder if a sex addict is any good or totally selfish?

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Aimsmum · 10/01/2009 20:44

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nkf · 10/01/2009 20:45

I fancy him. There. I've said it. Do I need to see someone about it.

PuzzleRocks · 10/01/2009 20:48

I could never shag someone who refers to it as a "winky". Creepy.

KerryMumbles · 10/01/2009 20:49

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schneebly · 10/01/2009 20:50

no but I would

violethill · 11/01/2009 16:59

Give him a power wash down first and I might think about it

AuntieMaggie · 11/01/2009 17:15

lmao @ cheesy nob!

I might if I had the chance - more out of curiousity than anything

TigerFeet · 11/01/2009 17:15

Urgghhh god no, I'm in the queue for NdP's rusty spoon

I really, really don't get the attraction at all. The mere sound of his voice gets my skin agalloping around and my flesh a-creeping.

Ick.

suwoo · 11/01/2009 17:17

Oh god I would in one second. I'd have me keks right down before you could say 'cheesy nob'

loujay · 11/01/2009 17:23

Have sat in the front row at one of his gigs when 6 months pregnant and SO wished that I was not PG!!
he has charisma oozing out of every pore ad if he had suggested it (unlikely given my state) I definately would have done!!!

chosenone · 11/01/2009 18:08

well were definately divided on Russell then, each to her own! Quite interesting to hear from the people who know of people who've had a dabble! I think hes so sexy but lord knows what he'd make of my cellulite and stretch marks, saying that he used to pay for 2 big old prostitutes to have 3 somes with so you never know what floats his boat!

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LurkerOfTheUniverse · 11/01/2009 18:11

no offence, but RB would probably shag a dead dog given half the chance

allegdedly

mumof2teenboys · 25/01/2009 12:09

I would!! and then sell my story to any paper that i could!!!

mrsmaidamess · 25/01/2009 12:11

Oh god...I've slept with Russ loads of times.

He keeps badgering me.

NorbertDentressangle · 25/01/2009 12:14

I'm reading this thread with this look of disgust on my face -the sort of expression someone pulls when they have a bad smell under their nose.

Ugh! The mere thought of going within a 100m radius of RB and his winky turns my stomach.

LittleMadeline · 25/01/2009 12:16

Nope. Don't know anyone who has.

He doesn't do it for me TBH - probably because he's just 'had' so many women and it makes me think he might be a little bit disrespectful?

theboob · 25/01/2009 12:23

oh i so would
going to see him on the 6th ,seats near the front,but i am also pg (and married)

mrsmaidamess · 25/01/2009 13:07

Ohh, that won't stop him boob.

CharleeinChains · 25/01/2009 13:10

Boak what a grubby unfunny little man he is.

Give me someone who brushes thier hair anyday.

LynetteScavo · 25/01/2009 13:12

Heavens no!

Coldtits · 25/01/2009 13:17

I would.

In mitigation, I'm ashamed of that fact.

But I definitely would.

Grublin · 25/01/2009 13:18

I would love to shag him given the chance.
Just something about him
even DH knows I would!

LynetteScavo · 25/01/2009 13:19

Bleugh!

Grublin · 25/01/2009 13:20
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