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Jenifer Aniston-I feel for her-GQ cover

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DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 14:32

She sounds so much as if she is trying to keep up with Angelina and Brad, and she is so still hurting, and yes I know I shouldn't really care....
She does look great but don't you reckon she'd rather be snuggled up with Brad with a few babies by now?

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Swedes · 12/12/2008 15:17

Pania ROFL She is Dustin Hoffman.

MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:18

I meant Jennifer Aniston@sparkly

Not a huge Ange fan , either, though.

And as for Brad - he had one shaggable moment yonks ago (in Thelma & Louise) and since the he has turned into a crashing bore of a man.

CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:20

did someone say brad has a 'tache? eeeuuch

so is jen the long-lost lovechild of dustin hoffman? interesting

snowleopard · 12/12/2008 15:20

Yes three good ange roles from sparkly. Of course she does all the action shite as well, but she is a good actor (though it pains me to say it as she winds me up something rotten and DP is in love with her )

Swedes I almost literally rofl at your "best friend" post

CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:21

you are right about brad MrsM-think Thelma and Louise was the last time i fancied brad

since then i think his face got a bit too wide or something
i find him oddly repellent now

MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:21

I always thought she looked like a distant cousin of this lot

sparklyxmasfairy · 12/12/2008 15:21

mrsM can't think of one apart from the already mentioned and not a fan of Friends

as for Brad too pretty and not ageing well

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 15:21

my dh says ange looks liek a man with plastic lips

she is completely non girly isnt she

expatinscotland · 12/12/2008 15:22

ange just seems skanky

MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:23

lol@sparkly

'Sleb twaddle' is the place to release your inner bitch. Better here than 'AIBU'

CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:23

i can't forget ange used to be with that billy bob bloke and used to wear a vial of his blood round her neck
nice

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 15:24

she has dull taste in clothes

at least jen has mates - when was the last time you heard ange talking about her mates or bieng photographed having a laugh or two? she is made of stone

DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 15:24

I love sleb twaddle
No-one in real life to share these important concerns with

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expatinscotland · 12/12/2008 15:24

and had his name tattooed on her minge, cat.

wonder how she re-worked that one after Brad came along . . .

MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:25

Ange is a bit of a skank, isn't she? Ok, OK, she's goregous, ...but I bet she doesn't wear deoderant or wash her hair that regularly. Not like Jen. I reckon she's a scented panty-liner kinda gal.

traceybath · 12/12/2008 15:25

ange has just re-invented herself so well - she was once very odd - kissing her brother passionately on the red carpet/stole 2 married men (billy bob was married to laura dern at the time they got together) . . .

and yet now she's seen as a mother theresa type figure - thats some publicity/pr machine she has

CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:25

oooh i didn't know that expat
maybe she grew a luxuriant bush to cover it up?

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 15:26

"Billyraddy Bob 4 eva"

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 15:26

jen was married to this fine specimen first of all

ive always like him - dunno where he is now

MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:26

lollll@'luxuriant bush'

beanieb · 12/12/2008 15:26

perhaps other people are continuing to project onto her how they think she shold be feeling or behaving? Poor Jennifer, it must be a bastard to live in the public eye with people doing this to her continually.

We have no idea how she is feeling, if she is over it, if she wants kids, no idea at all and yet so many people seem to obsess over it.

CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:27

jen probably uses that special feminine hygiene shower gel i saw advertised on tv once, to my bemusement

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 15:27

No, ANGELINA was married to Johnny Lee Miller

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 15:27

oops jen wasnt married to him it was ANGE

beanieb · 12/12/2008 15:27

Jen was not married to Johnny Lee Miller, nail polish, but Angellina Jolie was.

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