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Jenifer Aniston-I feel for her-GQ cover

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DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 14:32

She sounds so much as if she is trying to keep up with Angelina and Brad, and she is so still hurting, and yes I know I shouldn't really care....
She does look great but don't you reckon she'd rather be snuggled up with Brad with a few babies by now?

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devoutsceptic · 12/12/2008 14:54

Her body does look like that. I've seen enough pictures of her in teeny tiny bikinis (with her legs wrapped round John Meyer). I feel I know her anatomy better then I do my own. Mind you, there is less of hers

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 14:54

LOL, no. I mean it doesn't look like the other pics I've seen of her either stills or on film.

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 14:54

his LIPS

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 14:54

D.U.L.L.

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 14:56

how the fuck is that dull

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 14:57

meh.

I feel nothing in the trouser department.

Yes, he's pretty but that's it.

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 14:58

yes pretty is a good word for him

snowleopard · 12/12/2008 15:00

Well that's as maybe nailpolish but the naked cover - and the mag - really looks like she's trying to say "looky at me, I've still got it... erm well I've got a nice body anyway... erm... when it's airbrushed... erm" If she really wants to compete with Ange she could make some good films for a start couldn't she. Hmmmm?

Although I am certainly not on Team Jolie either...

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 15:00

Whereas Benicio Del Toro is rough as old boots to look at but sexy as hell.

NomDePlume · 12/12/2008 15:01

Aside from Girl, Interrupted I've not been that impressed by Jolie's acting talents either.

snowleopard · 12/12/2008 15:02

Agree re Brad. He's just perfect-looking, like a ken doll. Like Jude Law. Just doesn't do it for me.

nailpolish · 12/12/2008 15:03

ange is annoying
she is v smug

she is younger than me but i look far younger than her

Swedes · 12/12/2008 15:05

I find her very unappealing. She has a mean face and very unsmiling eyes. I bet she's rather spoilt and critical in real life which is a bore no matter how pert your bottom.

traceybath · 12/12/2008 15:07

I do feel a bit sorry for jennifer though - must really grate seeing photos of the perfect brangelina everywhere and then hearing how they fell in love when you were still married.

But hey - what do i know - perhaps she was a nightmare to live with and you know angelina just seemed so nice and normal

expatinscotland · 12/12/2008 15:10

i doubt she wants to be snuggled up to some chap who cheated on her with that cheap piece of ass ange, tbh.

i'd rather be on my own than with a bloke like that.

sparklyxmasfairy · 12/12/2008 15:10

the thing about Jen is that she seems to be forever trying to put across this 'perfect' image while Angelina just does the most stupid things in public and does not seem that bothered, and she is a far better actress

LadyBuntingofCupcake · 12/12/2008 15:13

Jenifer Aniston's features are all a bit odd individually... small, close together eyes, big nose, chin a little on the pugnacious side, but they all fall together in a very harmonious way - a v interesting face IMO.

SL has Angelina ever made any good films??!

Swedes · 12/12/2008 15:14

Snowleopard LOL at your linky. She looks like a mad pissed lady doing the 'party postmortem/I'm going to be alone forever' at the kitchen table. Suspect her best friend is just out of shot saying "drink the water and go to bed - he's not coming back he's with Ange and the lying cheats deserve one another - you are better off without him. You will meet someone much better than him..... but not with your tits spilling out of your dress and pissed as a fart."

DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 15:14

but i bet Ja is competitive and she hates the fact that AJ 'nicked ' her man
i would want Brad pitt crawling back to me , saying he couldn't live without me, and then have to say to him 'sorry Brad, you're not the man for me'
Hiya expat, how you doing?>

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pania · 12/12/2008 15:15

I've always thought she looks just like Dustin Hoffman

DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 15:16

And saying to friend , 'please let me phone/txt him' and the friend saying 'no jen, you know that's a bad move'

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MrsMattie · 12/12/2008 15:16

So very, very bored by her.

What does she do? I mean, apart from look 'good for her age' and bleat on about Brangelina.

sparklyxmasfairy · 12/12/2008 15:17

I thought she was good in ' a mighty heart' and changeling' and girl interrupted

DarrellRivers · 12/12/2008 15:17

VG pania
She is his long lost love child obviously

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CatIsSleepy · 12/12/2008 15:17

too much air-brushing- she looks like she's actually made of plastic
and what's that pose all about?
most odd

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