For those of you with a secret Simon Cowell crush

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He's single

i'd not be surprised, squeaver. i used to see Terri at work things when she was working as a model. very thin, like really unbelievably thin, and just not very attractive somehow.

He used to have a certain something.

But he's starting to show his age (aren't we all!)

Thhe small stature isn't great either.

The knowledge of small hands has just killed any lingering thoughts...

Put it this way, Aitch - there's a reason Max Clifford does his PR and it's not to get stuff into the press...

so is he gay then?

Interesting that they have split during this season of X factor - maybe something is going on with him and a contestant / judge / Dermot or is he the father of Holly Willoughby's baby?

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for those of you that say you would......I did

'twas many moons ago though - before he found TV fame. He was just as arrogantly sexy then though, and a damn good shag

you are joking?!

am deeply impressed by fanjolina

and loving the name

SPILL

DH just announced I could go for it and we'd split the divorce proceeds 50/50 in ten years time

Fanjolina, do you work for Max Clifford?

Was years ago Lurker - when I'd just moved to London. I worked in the music industry then, so met him a few times. Flirted at parties but nothing happened, as I had a boyfriend. Then I became a single gal, and couldn't resist his charm and advances any more . It was all very casual and lasted a few weeks, and I have no doubt he was seeing others over that time, but I had fun. He is a real charmer but a total gentleman. I bumped into him a few years ago after he had made it big, and he still remembered my name, asked after my family etc. Lovely man

(Oh and DH doesn't know about it. So it feels a but naughty and risque when I see him on tv and get all tingly at the memories )

No devil, I don't work for Max. LOL.

Oh dear, have come over all faint.

fanjolina - how can you resist telling your dh that piece of gossip?

suppose it would be a weird to mention it now, if you have kept schtum for ages. Unless you have shagged loads of famous people and he will think you just forgot about this particular one... have you?

It sholda bin me, yeah it sholda bin me, next years x-factor

No harpo, haven't shagged lots of famous people (there's a few I would've like to though!).

We just never discussed ex-shags in detail before getting married. We know about each other's significant relationships, but not the casual flings. And we were married a few years before Simon Cowell became well known. So there was no reason to mention him before, and then...well I could hardly pipe up when we saw him on the telly "oh, I used to ride his hard cock", now could I?

you are so controlled, fanjo! (can I shorten your name?). I just would have been unable to resist that one. Might have used a different phrase to 'oh, I used to ride his hard cock' though

pukes at the thought of the cowells cock!!!!!
omg!!!
i would rather ride ds's trike!!!

Love him. love him. love him! He's soo sexy

oh no matilda, trust me - the Cowell cock is a master of cocks ....and if you don't fancy Simon you could always shut your eyes.....

oh, that reminds me - I used to have a real problem with his name. Ithought it was quite "wet". LOL.

oh MY

he does have really SMALL HANDS though

is everything in proportion?

How nice that he bought a home for his ex.

He's lovely and a real softy at heart I think.