For those of you with a secret Simon Cowell crush

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He's single

Small hands would really put me off.....then my DC's would probably make him run a mile. And DH might not be to impressed either, so I think I'll just have to give Simon a miss.

Wouldn't mind some of his money, though.

And does he do head stands? His hair alwyas looks as if he's just been doing a head stand. Maube it's a yoga thing.

Oh I would, I SO would

(would never ever confess to anyone in RL)

I would too............

...........and it isnt about the money.

Noel Edmunds has money YUK!

Louis Walsh has money YUK!

Piers Morgan has money YUK

Peter Stringfellow - need I go on??

There is just something about him. Maybe he has the X FACTOR!!

Fortunately my sis feels the same about him, we both def would!!! No need for me to feel weird on my own

Ahh I think louis walsh is cute, but no I wouldn't.....not that he'd be interested anyway

I started fancying him after seeing a programme about him and his family because he came across as normal. Didn't realise he was THAT rich .

Last night I thought his cheeks looked a bit lumpy and immediately thought 'botox'. Must say I haven't noticed his hands. Will have to wait until next week.

you are all insane!!!! he is hideous with pubes for hair, hairy hands, short legs, and ultra white perfect teeth!!! yuck!!!!

bet ya all a tenner you wouldn't give him a second glance, if he was sitting on a bench in your local park minus the money etc...

men with money and power make woman go mad, especially in their normal excellent judgement of what is attractive or not!!!

I would cross the park to avoid him, Matilda.

The hair! The hair!

lmao harpo, you and me both

actually, with that hair the park is probably his natural environment matildax. The dark stripe down the middle is strangely badger-like.

I don't have a secret crush, I have an open one. Was very excited to find we shared a birthday.

lol @ badger-like everything about him is just strange!! hes just not quite right, doncha think???

tinker..... simon cowell was not born like everyone else, he was made in a experiment. (that went hugely wrong)
i thought that was general knowledge

yes matildax, but they had to give him a 'birthday' to make it look convincing...

just as they had to give him 'hair'

oh right i see,, oops ive let the secret cat out of the bag!!!
harpo, seriously can you think of anything worse, than waking up and seeing simon cowell lay beside you, that face and hair on the pillow beside you???? OMG!!!! i feel violently sick!!
now that would be my worse nightmare!!

then of course he would smile and say to me " now matildax, that was what i would call an amazing performance. i would go as far as to say, you are world class"

i would reply, 'piss of you creep, i was mortal beyond reason, and in my drunken stupor i actually thought you were johnny depp" " now f**k off"

ther eis something about it, when he smirks!!!!!!!!!!

about him I mean!

her voice always annoyed me so much

'you thought so Simon? I thought you were strangely underpowered'

Ladies, hate to disappoint you all, but I think SC swings the other way

Terri was a beard.

oh and lets not forget his rather 'lovely taste' in cuban heels!!!

no anniebear i have to disagree with you. hes just repulsive, however everyone to their own and all that.......

I like cuban heels...