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rebecca loos talks about how good david is in the sack!!

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kerryk · 16/10/2008 12:24

really, has this woman got no shame at all. i actually feel sorry for posh having all this dragged up again!

i always wondered if it was true or not that he had an affair but i suppose they would have sued her by now if she was making it all up?
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pagwatch · 16/10/2008 18:21

I think he probably shouts out his own name.

Do youthink Prezza woould put down the chips?

I actually think I have the answer to Rebecca's pigwankery issue.

Ashley Cole.

It would be like a perfect storm of celeb tosspottery...

I know hes not dead or an animal but its good non?

Elffriend · 16/10/2008 18:22

There could be a whole new thread here.

Noises made by slebs at The Moment......

MaloryDontDiveItsShallow · 16/10/2008 18:24

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Elffriend · 16/10/2008 18:26

To answer Pag's question. It's gotta be Michael Jackson - I'd be afraid of thigs dropping off/melting.

Explain THAT one at your next smear test.

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 18:27

Ashley Cole is a good suggestion. Do you think he could manage to throw up half way through again? Would be the icing on the cake, really.

Elffriend · 16/10/2008 18:27

Things. Not thigs.

There again...

Tamarto · 16/10/2008 18:35

Pag Are you sure he isn't an animal? he acts like a pig.

It would compliment the pig wankery but not overshadow it i think.

Ronaldinhio · 16/10/2008 20:06

i hate it when people make excuses for beckham along the well he did it because posh is so
miserable
skinny
rich
buniony????

He seems like a weird ocd needy wanker and like every other footballer it seems was caught out with another girl

no one blamed Cheryl Cole for Ashley's cheating

Argghhh Rebecca Loos is the only thing that Sharon Osbourne and I have agreed on and that makes me wish she had never been born
Dodgy pig wanking slapper

Spidermama · 17/10/2008 18:51

He did it because he's a man.

Liffey · 17/10/2008 19:13

WOw, Rebeca Loos Parents must be so proud.

TwoIfByScream · 17/10/2008 21:03

I once heard that when he was ready to cum Russell Crowe shouts "Go Russ, go."

Still can't beat the "Beaker from Muppets" line though. Quote of the week that one!

Funny how she says he "looks" like he would be good in bed. Wouldn't she know first hand, so to speak. Never mind the pig scenario but if she hadn't been a tart no one would have ever heard of her (and the world would be a better place.)

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