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rebecca loos talks about how good david is in the sack!!

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kerryk · 16/10/2008 12:24

really, has this woman got no shame at all. i actually feel sorry for posh having all this dragged up again!

i always wondered if it was true or not that he had an affair but i suppose they would have sued her by now if she was making it all up?
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pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:24

well ultimately there is a limit to how much one can multitask.

And if the pig is a looker.

pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:25

an oik in the hand is worth two in ...

PuzzleRocks · 16/10/2008 17:26

I bet he sounds like Beaker from the Muppets when comes.

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 17:28

Who, the pig or David Beckham?

BBBee · 16/10/2008 17:31

what a horrible woman.

I don;t care for any of them but what a vulgar thing to do. I hope she can find another point to her life - it would be a shame to look back of your life and the achievement being shagging a famous bloke and then telling people about it.

kerryk · 16/10/2008 17:34

i wonder why posh has never talked about it though.

you would think that people might like her a bit more if she acted a bit more human.

what a shame for the boys though having to grow up knowing your dad did that to your mum and it gets dragged up in the papers whenever rl needs to top up her bank account.

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BetteNoire · 16/10/2008 17:35

BBBee, I agree.
If she becomes a mother, it would be good for her children to know something more admirable about her.
The fact that she sold details of her affair with a married man to the tabloids may not seem so big and clever as she matures.

themoon666 · 16/10/2008 17:35

I think she is probably more famous for wanking the pig than shaggin DB these days.

BBBee · 16/10/2008 17:36

what a choice - which claim to fame is bigger: shagging a footballer or wanking a pig!

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 17:42

Maybe she keeps talking about shagging DB so we forget about the whole pig wanking incident?

Rebecca, if you are reading this (unlikely I know)then it is likely that "pig Wanker" will be inscribed on your gravestone.

chequersandchess · 16/10/2008 17:46

She wanked a pig? For god's sake why? How do you all know this???

morningpaper · 16/10/2008 17:48

I only know it becasue it was a line on a MN "Each Peach Pear Plum" thread

morningpaper · 16/10/2008 17:48

I think it was "Rebecca Loos wanked a pig / I spy Diana Rigg"

pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:49

it is sad really when you think about it.
She could devote the rest of her life to charitable works and live the life of a nun and yet forever people will say 'how nice to meet you - tell me - arn't you the woman who wanked a pig'

polite people will never mention the DB thing. That would just be embaressing.

I think she needs to do something even worse to overshadow the pig wank.
Hmm
I can only think of Rooney for some reason. Half man half potato.

pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:51

chequer
she did it discreetly. On television. A reality tv farmingthing
For some reason it was shown as a repeat on Have I got news for you - or something similar. I caught it in all its glory.

She was very good. I wasn't sure it was her first time TBH

Tamarto · 16/10/2008 17:53

I have tears running down my face.

Half man half potato

wheresthehamster · 16/10/2008 17:54

pig wanking

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 17:54

TBH I actually saw Miss Loos wanking the said Pig on the illustrious Channel Five programme "The Farm". At least RL got paid for that, I watched it for entertainment.

Wayne Rooney is too busy shagging Pensioner prostitutes than to shag anyone else.

dittany · 16/10/2008 17:55

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wheresthehamster · 16/10/2008 17:59

I watched 'The Farm' as well!

pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:59

Thats true. She might be a bit young for him.

What about Beaker from the muppets then?

At least the "whhheeee oink" would be familiar.

I think I am just getting confused now.

Tamarto · 16/10/2008 18:02

Unless it is something dead or involves another animal, i don't think there is actually anything to overshadow it.

Elffriend · 16/10/2008 18:09

ROFL at the Each Peach line. Will now have to go and read the thread.....

John Prescott v David Beckahm is a tough call.

How drunk can I be before having to make a choice?

Elffriend · 16/10/2008 18:15

Where IS the thread? I haven't got time for this - I'm back on mummy duty in 10 minutes.

Tsk.

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 18:17

What do you think Chico shouts when he is coming? "it's Chico time, grunt, grunt.....".

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