Who needs gok

[schwotz]

when we are here?

style, 40 denier purple tights and over the knee socks

plus cocktail rings and swatch watches

Thanks ML - I am on a roll now

just needed to bounce some ideas off - love the pasta and brillo pads

well dh,s contribuion was "drawing pins " ha ha ha ! what about some cold porridge,or an orange with the top cut off and they have to stick their fingers in a squashy eye ball !

hope you are going to make some potion for them to drink ie witches blood

um

might give the pins a miss. I wonder what happens if you offer tomato juice to children - do you think they will snort it our their nose in disgust?

you could shape a long crooked nose from a carrot or a cucumber

just ge some lemonade and food colour,it wont hurt for one drink ,either green or red for blood,witches could have green blood !!!

Food is the way to go I think. Less harmful.

carrot nose - excellent

I like the drink/food colour idea, lots of small potion bottles .......make some labels and stick them on.

have you got an old glove you could stick something on the back of it to make it feel scary

ml thanks

now all I need is for you to come round and do it for Friday

stick cornflakes on glove to make it feel scaley ?

I have got DH's socks, they're scary!

what time shall come then wotz sounds great fun ,i had to do that at a zoo once and one of the things i touched was the skin of a snake ,oh my god ,they are my deepest fear as well !!!

I have got some old sequined fabric - it will feel like scales - tick

i will be laying in bed tonight thinking of all sorts of things. a tin of soup with big lumps of stuff in would feel horrible too ugh !

i wonder where our Irish friend is tonight ,i bet she would have some good ideas

she's reading some posh interior magazine and planning a high tech office with compact storage options I expect..

Off to bed now. catch you later, nice to chat.

bye for now wotz see you soon x

Ummmmmmm

how about...

grapes for eyeballs?

hot dogs cut into finger sized pieces?

popcorn for teeth?

Chunky salsa type sauce for vomit?

Scrambled egg with green, yellow and blue food colouring for brains?

stretched cotton wool for spiders web

erm...

both of you have wonderful ideas...my brain won't work so I'd better eat something and try and face the day instead.

Have my mother here this week...dum dum dum

brains and vomit sounds disgusting ,im sure the kids would love that !!!! hope you have told your mum that its the law you come onto mumsnet at regular times !

lol

perhaps I should put her on here

she'd be great at giving advice

what would be her favourite topic to give advice on ???

well she'd love AIBU

Question : Am I blah, blah, blah?

mother : You are, now get on with it.

ha ha ha ,she sounds very interesting.AIBU to not want my daughter speaking to strange women on the internet

of now tnog but will be back later.