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Who needs gok

999 replies

schwotz · 15/10/2008 19:49

when we are here?

style, 40 denier purple tights and over the knee socks

plus cocktail rings and swatch watches

OP posts:
Waltzywotzy · 25/10/2008 11:47

you mean 'a pause on men'?

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:48

i needeth cok gok

btw

have more underwearthan clothes

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:48

how do you feel about that?

starting the menopause

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:49

lolo

Whats going on with all the underwear?

< mind boggles >

Waltzywotzy · 25/10/2008 11:49

I have to get dressed

I might find some 60 denier magenta tights and wear with a green rah rah skirt and leg warmsers - gold uggs and glitter boob tube top - nice

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:50

lol wotz...

that's quite true...and now glaringly obvious..men o pause

why did,ne i see that before?

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:51

see ye anon wotz
ye will look stunnin'
really! lol

Waltzywotzy · 25/10/2008 11:51

well do a 80's madonna and wear bras over t-shirts talcy

nickers on head - always a good look.

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:51

Trés styleesh Wotzzy

I am considering wearing a mans suit with wellies, very deriguer in these parts

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:52

oh, tnog, tis bad

i have underrwear obssession

keepeth buying it

can't stop

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:53

You've been lurking Talcy

I've often had a strange whiff of rum late at night

now I know why

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:53

lol...

and boots

and coats

not sure about the wellies though

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:53

Yes, but why?

I need to get to the bottom[!] of this obsession

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:54

lol

been up my own arse

get tongue tied

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:56

I get like that, as you know

Not nice

and then...I get all arsey and flouncey and begrudging and nasty.

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:56

gotta pop orf...

menopause....transient onset...combat hormonal pain and madness

uderwear..cos at last i feel liberated

erm.....

have two sides of me.....very reclusive...and shy

and completely outrageous

no inbetween
can be dangerous
lol

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 11:57

not that you do

I don't mean you get nasty and begrudging

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:57

tis cocking hormones tnog
iundersatand ye
and love ye muchly

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:58

lol

under satan d

too much rum last night

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 11:59

quick smoke

then brws round market ..may find a sexy looking bveg

ye never know!

heh heh heh heh

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 12:01

Marrows are lovely this time of year

or aubergines...very sexy

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 12:04

lolo

will buy some and post ye a photo to lust over

ye saw mama mia didne ye?

Tn0g · 25/10/2008 12:15

make sure they are fine specimens wont you?

I don't want any weedy little shrivelled up things.

Yes! I did see Mama Mia

why?

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 12:16

shall returneth with bag of sexy veg

until anon my beauty x

TaLcSfromtheCrYpT2 · 25/10/2008 12:17

ooh..there ye are

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