Eee Gads- Gwinnie has seen fit to share her 'secrets' with the great unwashed

[blinks]

Gwyneth Paltrow has set up anew website/newsletter thingummy www.goop.com so that we too can be wonderful.

It features phrases such as 'thoughts from one of my sages' and 'I want to nourish what is real'.

I just want to nourish myself with maltesers.

that is BEYOND parody

makes me want to spark up a B & H and swig neat vodka

She must have only just started this because there's nothing on it - all the links are the same.

Oh and it's rubbish.

Gosh.
She really is quite dim, isn't she?

Shes as wholesome as apple pie that one.

Pass us the gin......

tis fresh and new apparently... does she not have some cookery show of something too or did I hallucinate that after too many maltesers...

Ah bollocks and I've been telling people to leave her alone...Gwyn what are you thinking?

This is bizarre, is it for real? What is she thinking? Is she a lifestyle guru now?

Am I missing something obvious ?

Why GOOP ?

such fatuous, smug, ghost written drivel. It's her kids I feel sorry for. "invest in what's real....cook a dinner for someone you love..." Christ you'd think she was bloody Wittgenstein.

Someone tell me this a paroday. Please?!

that has to be a piss take, no?

Am I missing something obvious ?

Why GOOP ?

Gwyneth 'Often Overbearing' Paltrow?

Thankyou ClairePO I was thinking of
Gwyneth Offensively Patronising Paltrow
So not too far off

Overpatronising (I know its not a real word but it made me chuckle )

Garguantuanly Odious Pile of Piss?

or maybe Grindingly Offensive Oodles of Puke.

fantastic!

it's soo funny it's almost scheherezadesque!

pmsl@ 'ordure' - tis my dh's very favourite word.

I liked 'Nourish the inner aspect'.

POOP more like.