Eee Gads- Gwinnie has seen fit to share her 'secrets' with the great unwashed

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Gwyneth Paltrow has set up anew website/newsletter thingummy www.goop.com so that we too can be wonderful.

It features phrases such as 'thoughts from one of my sages' and 'I want to nourish what is real'.

I just want to nourish myself with maltesers.

Oh yuck! I spy a fragrance coming!

No doubt she'll have some pretentious yet ohsocharming reason for calling it Goop... perhaps one of her offspring might have been involved so she can remind us of her staggeringly wonderful and ohsocharming relationships with them... maybe it was Apple's first word or Moses's favourite yoga position.

he he he

poop indeed