Do you ever wonder which Slebs use Mumsnet?

[OllieWollieWoo]

Tho hope Jules Oliver isn't one of them with all this talk of JO's tongue!!!!

Xenia is not Cherie Blair- Cherie is an articulate and liberal minded person.

pmsl ruffello

i'm with fio - who gives a fuck - you pompus famous dicks..oooh i'm a journo, ooooh oooooh.

get a job you twat

It could all be a ruse wilf, but mrsruffallo makes a good point.

Rhub is famous - though tragically Morticia was camera shy and did not appear in The Rhubarb Show. [cheated]

Custy protesteth too much.
She is in fact Princess Anne.

Nah, Custy is Janet Street-Porter surely.

i have nicer teeth

Nina Myskow then?

"Gary Barlow - there is a man who has improved with age!"

Bloody agree with that one cornsilk

Actually one of take that was one of the first people to hold my dd when she was a baby lol.

again - no i have nicer teeth!

I am Angelina Jolie.

There, I'm out and I'm proud.

really couldn't care less

though I was in the curious position last week of going to a drinks party where me and dh were the only non-famous people

ImnotOnline is telling fibs. I am Spartacus.

snort, fio!

there was a snapper there...

I am Kate Moss

Oh hello, Kate, there you are.
I'm sure we're in the same sleb set.
Unless you are still chums with that wannabe Sadie Frost, in which case, yer aaahhht.

oh she is sooooo ovahhhhhh

the slebs at the party were a little more, er, highbrow

eg: Vikram Seth
Helena Bonham Carter
Arabella Weir
Michael Nyman
Corin Redgrave
Jeanette Winterson

I would know 2 on that list

would have asked the others to top up my babycham

Did you gush in manner of Bridget Jones and say "oh your books are vair good Jeanette!"

boring old farts

look at me and my geriafanjo do the splits

You won't see Vikram Seth sling his legs behind his neck, oh no.

Glad you're over the low-rent sleb phase, Kate.

I think Jordan may pop in ocassionalyy cause her mate is on here.

OMG bundle, that is the creme la creme of Highbury/Highgate/Hampstead is it not?

Was Tim Burton there?

Is India Knight really a MNer? Is she still active

I love her on account of the Idiot Proof Diet