Do you ever wonder which Slebs use Mumsnet?

[OllieWollieWoo]

Tho hope Jules Oliver isn't one of them with all this talk of JO's tongue!!!!

Do you all want to hear about my husbands erectile dysfunction?

Thought not.

Blardy tease. Ithink if yer going to namechange anyway you may as wel fess up and indulge us a bit. Call it a twilight tax if you will, for the mners who put in the hours and have few rewards.

AIWAW - don't you think your Tone looks just like a big ole pixie?
Do you ever pretend to vote Tory to piss him off?
Isn't Xenia going to go apeshit when she realises you're pretending to be her?

Happy - you are obliged to come back because I bought 2 'Appleton' singles!!!

only joking

I know.

He looks like more of a gnome to me, bless him

Well Fabby, You, Madge my dear, are a wee bit bonkers and I welcome opportunity to say how much I enjoyed dancing to like a virgin when it was released much to my father's displeasure.

I however grew to be both poor rich, suburban exciting and globally acclaimed I sit on my spinning globe at home and my dc clap

I believe happychihuahua is in fact Gary Barlow.

Ah yes, his favourite dish is apparently chihuahua on toast.

Gary Barlow - there is a man who has improved with age!

he has eyes like tom cruise

Shifty?

I always thought of him as the cheesy/chubby one from take that then when they came back and did those marks and spencer ads I nearly fell over when I saw him. Liked him when he was on Jonathon Ross too.

lol @ shifty eyes

it wasn't Kirstie Allsopp BTW, just someone thought it was for some completely mad reason. (along the lines of they had a 'K' in their name)

and at Xenia being Cherie Blair.

Is she though?

Starting unfounded rumours would be very bad Wilf so let's do it.

Yes she is Cherie Blair.

lawyer
lots children, some at school some at university
pro-working mothers
divorced - wishful thinking to protect rl identity

but it's her it is it is it is.

No, I don't think she is. I heard her speak a little while ago and I don't think she's Xenia. It didn't ring true.

Oooh Gary Barlow.
Now Gobbledigook would be pleased to hear that.

I'm sure someone knew Fern Britton posted on here and knew her posting name.

Just out yourselves you slebs.
After all, your only human.

Aren't you?????

I am very famous dontchaknow! Had my own programme on BBC1 I did!

Xenia does rather go on about the little bloke at home in a pinny, earning a paltry teacher's wage and doing the washing up a lot, though, doesn't she?

Is it all a ruse to put us off the scent?

I am Spartacus!