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Panda-monium - Trump Thread #170

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Spandauer · 29/09/2026 19:01

Mid-terms looming, approval falling, prices rising, wars ongoing - Ping Ping and Fu Shuang must be wondering what heinous crime they committed to be banished chosen as envoys of friendship between China and USA. 🐼🐼

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https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5572772-it-costs-a-lot-of-money-to-be-this-cheap-trump-thread-169

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Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 09/10/2026 13:04

logicisall · 09/10/2026 12:48

Kegsbreath will lead the prayers.

Because he's all about the Sixth Commandment. (For Vance, it's the Fifth Commandment, apparently. I didn't realise the RC church numbered them differently.)

walllaw · 09/10/2026 13:10

Iran should probably prepare for incoming, as I assume his expectations of the prize were all that stopped him from nuking them.

placemats · 09/10/2026 13:52

Fail to see the humour. And I love black/dark comedy.

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AcrossthePond55 · 09/10/2026 15:55

RedTagAlan · 09/10/2026 08:24

The firing squad have to be anonymous. So will they be supplied with hoods.. the pointy sort ?

Will Trump and co start bombing Afghanistan again when they become outraged at the recruitment video the Taliban make and distribute? The execution vid overlaid with "Glory to the Martyr" music and Islamic prayers.

I expect Kegsbreath will do something really stupid. Like say " May the Lord Jesus have mercy on your soul", or something like that, that will outrage Muslims worldwide. And he will probably outrage Christians too... " It's what Jesus would have done...", sort of comment. " THE USA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION".

And of course, Agent Orange will TRUTH the video out too. With some crass comment.

The firing squad have to be anonymous. So will they be supplied with hoods.. the pointy sort

NOTE this may be TMI for those sensitive to the details

@RedTagAlan

They stand behind a wall or barrier with slots for the rifle barrels.

There is a mechanical 'countdown' so they all fire simultaneously.

One or more of the rifles is loaded by an officer in the armory behind closed doors with blanks/dummy rounds. The rifles are then distributed randomly. This is for 'plausible deniability' so no one knows who fired the live rounds, including the 'volunteers' themselves.

SerendipityJane · 09/10/2026 16:37

AcrossthePond55 · 09/10/2026 15:55

The firing squad have to be anonymous. So will they be supplied with hoods.. the pointy sort

NOTE this may be TMI for those sensitive to the details

@RedTagAlan

They stand behind a wall or barrier with slots for the rifle barrels.

There is a mechanical 'countdown' so they all fire simultaneously.

One or more of the rifles is loaded by an officer in the armory behind closed doors with blanks/dummy rounds. The rifles are then distributed randomly. This is for 'plausible deniability' so no one knows who fired the live rounds, including the 'volunteers' themselves.

I am told by grown ups that if you can't tell whether you fired a bullet or a blank then maybe you should stick to flower arranging.

RafaistheKingofClay · 09/10/2026 16:57

Hahaha my post has been unhidden. I can only assume it was the last line about the Trump administration not being human that caused the issue. It was a fairly innocuous post.

Bit weird though.

SerendipityJane · 09/10/2026 17:11

RafaistheKingofClay · 09/10/2026 16:57

Hahaha my post has been unhidden. I can only assume it was the last line about the Trump administration not being human that caused the issue. It was a fairly innocuous post.

Bit weird though.

I think MN have started using AI moderation ...

BruceAndNosh · 09/10/2026 17:12

Any response from White House re Nobel Peace Prize yet?

RafaistheKingofClay · 09/10/2026 17:15

SerendipityJane · 09/10/2026 17:11

I think MN have started using AI moderation ...

That actually seems more likely than a lurker.

Would be quite funny if they ended up having to do more work unhiding all the completely innocent posts that AI had hidden.

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 17:17

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-imposes-sanctions-international-criminal-court-hours-after-former-judge-wins-2026-10-09/

🚨 Just in: The US has sanctioned the ICC.

"We will ban transactions with this rogue court, cutting off their resources and crippling its ability to operate," Marco Rubio said in a statement.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 09/10/2026 17:37

Oh, some country has suggested that some US serviceman has raped or murdered again? How very dare they. Might it be something to do with Okinawa?

SerendipityJane · 09/10/2026 17:48

RafaistheKingofClay · 09/10/2026 17:15

That actually seems more likely than a lurker.

Would be quite funny if they ended up having to do more work unhiding all the completely innocent posts that AI had hidden.

Edited

Generally AI creates more work than it saves. It's almost human the way it will perform well enough for you to sack you experts and then all of a sudden foul up so badly you have to spend double in distress to fix the issue.

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 17:57

https://bsky.app/profile/rgoodlaw.bsky.social/post/3mxhfc6uqss2x

JOINT STATEMENT OF THE FOREIGN MINISTERS OF CANADA, DENMARK, GERMANY, FRANCE, ITALY, JAPAN, THE NETHERLANDS, UNITED KINGDOM

"As committed supporters of the ICC we regret and strongly disagree with the announcement of sanctions to be imposed upon the Court by the United States."

Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw.bsky.social)

JOINT STATEMENT OF THE FOREIGN MINISTERS OF CANADA, DENMARK, GERMANY, FRANCE, ITALY, JAPAN, THE NETHERLANDS, UNITED KINGDOM "As committed supporters of the ICC we regret and strongly disagree with the announcement of sanctions to be imposed upon the C...

https://bsky.app/profile/rgoodlaw.bsky.social/post/3mxhfc6uqss2x

placemats · 09/10/2026 18:42

AcrossthePond55 · 09/10/2026 15:55

The firing squad have to be anonymous. So will they be supplied with hoods.. the pointy sort

NOTE this may be TMI for those sensitive to the details

@RedTagAlan

They stand behind a wall or barrier with slots for the rifle barrels.

There is a mechanical 'countdown' so they all fire simultaneously.

One or more of the rifles is loaded by an officer in the armory behind closed doors with blanks/dummy rounds. The rifles are then distributed randomly. This is for 'plausible deniability' so no one knows who fired the live rounds, including the 'volunteers' themselves.

Is it a circular wall?

Do know that all the guns are of equal weight as are the bullets.

However in hand knitting/crochet/embroidery, those with experience can always tell the difference in yarn weights.

placemats · 09/10/2026 18:47

BruceAndNosh · 09/10/2026 17:12

Any response from White House re Nobel Peace Prize yet?

Some countries may be preparing for war.

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 19:35

From Axios
NEW: JD Vance says he won't watch livestream execution of Fort Hood shooter

They should all be made to be present.

TiredCatLady · 09/10/2026 19:39

Sanctions on the ICC because he didn’t win the Nobel Prize. Utter piece of shit. I have stronger expletives but MN will probably ban me.

placemats · 09/10/2026 19:40

Israel is not happy with Nobel Peace Prize winner Navi Pillay.

www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/world/europe/nobel-peace-prize-navi-pillay-un-genocide-report-israel.html

TiredCatLady · 09/10/2026 19:41

placemats · 09/10/2026 19:40

If they’re not happy probably means it’s a solid pick. She’s brilliant btw.

placemats · 09/10/2026 19:42

Oh I agree 💯 about her brilliance.

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 09/10/2026 19:59

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 19:35

From Axios
NEW: JD Vance says he won't watch livestream execution of Fort Hood shooter

They should all be made to be present.

Did Vance read the President of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, Archbishop Paul S. Coakley's announcement on the subject or did he use his own moral compass beforehand? Good for the US Catholic bishops, at least they're being Christian about this - although, logically, if you are anti-abortion as a Christian, then you ought to be anti the death penalty as well. Though of course, logic doesn't apply with MAGATS.
https://www.vaticannews.va/en/church/news/2026-10/united-states-archbishop-coakley-rejects-execution-hassan.html

US Archbishop Coakley: Livestreaming execution promotes a ‘culture of death’ - Vatican News

Archbishop Paul Coakley, President of the US Bishops’ Conference, expresses shock over the planned livestreamed execution of Nidal Hassan, warning ...

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/church/news/2026-10/united-states-archbishop-coakley-rejects-execution-hassan.html

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 20:17

Russian diesel

Panda-monium - Trump Thread #170
TokyoSushi · 09/10/2026 20:32

Good grief, he’s only having to import the fuel because of a situation that he caused!!

Never mind that little issue in Ukraine Vlad, let’s give your diesel market a massive boost.

Ugh 😑😑😑

placemats · 09/10/2026 21:17

DuncinToffee · 09/10/2026 20:17

Russian diesel

He may as well declare war on Europe.

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