Would you buy this lampshade?

[Notmytelescope]

Saw this for sale in the interior design department at a farm shop attraction. I’m wondering if anyone can help me understand the aesthetic (and the price tag?)

It looks like an elephant’s leg after they’ve walked through the snow.

No 🤣

Yuk. No! £350???? Seriously?!

I think I’d buy two … symmetry is important to me …

And it’s a no from me.

Why the fuck would anyone buy that?

Well I suppose you could get away with not dusting it, since that's already the look!

I’m guessing Daylesford Organics farm shop?!

That is one ugly lampshade. Awful.

It looks like something my kids would make at school.

And now I know I can put them to good use and then charge people £350 for their work…

haha I was going to say this..and no it's fugly and looks like a pumpkin that went to rot last autumn

Not in a million years 🫣

That is fucking horrendous.

It looks like a Blue Peter project gone wrong .

That’s hideous!!

I would not, not even if it was free.

Perhaps it’s the same principle
as “some dresses don’t look good on the hanger”? Maybe in the right setting it’s cool?

I was going to say a cast for an elephant with a broken leg...

Jeezo, that's awful! Somebody had a sack, some leftover paint and delusions!

No it’s fucking hideous

Cant imagine what aesthetic it’s going for either .

Looks like something I'd make given the challenge, and I'm completely talentless in that department.

If only it was paint. the label claims it’s mud. Close to it resembled the stuff they put on walls when making authentic medieval buildings…

Hell no. If they paid me £350 I might agree to take it away.

Is the shop called Hygge Tygge?

Wattle and daub chic, for the houseproud shack owner.

Where the hell would you even put it? It doesn't even belong in a shed.

Yes, and you know what they put in that mud to make it stick to walls, don't you?

Cow shit. 😁