Misheard song lyrics that still make you smile years later

[TheAverageJoanne]

I saw this post elsewhere today.

I heard Simon Mayo playing Coming Up by Wings today. Not heard it for years, my dad used to think he was singing Tommy Yogurt

Other gems included ....

Macy Gray - I wear goggles when you are not here

DJ Luck & MC Neat - Ali with the mittens on, Ali with the mittens on (repeat several times)

The Wanted - She can't sing, she can't dance, but who cares, she walks like my nanna

“Surely nobody would write a song about Glasgow”?

Wow. This is a lighthearted thread but that is incredibly rude.

Ha, I just reread properly and realised you said you are actually from Glasgow @AgentCooperdreamsofTibet (as am I). I’ll let you off then 😀

Quote - 'Desmond Dekker as 'Get up in the morning eating your breakfast' (it's 'Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir')'

I always thought it was, 'get up in the morning same thing for breakfast'

I've been waiting for one of these threads to pop up again - I was listening to The Housemartins 'Caravan of Love' the other day and decided to google the lyrics as there are a couple of lines I've never been able to catch.
Apparently there are also some that I've been confidently singing wrong 😆Seems it's 'hand in hand we'll take a caravan to the motherland' not the 'marble land' 😆Which makes a lot more sense, but I still can't hear him saying that !