If you could snap your fingers and have any food & drink appear in front of you right now what would it be?

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I'm in the PMS zone and so just currently craving carp to eat. Right now I would love a Greggs chicken and bacon baguette, some salt n vinegar crisps (baked for preference) some sort of disgustingly gooey fudge cake and a bottle of sprite.

What's yours?

Just sitting down to the football after tea so I’d love a cup of tea, milk no sugar, and 3 Jaffa cakes please

A margarita pizza on a thin crispy sourdough base , cheese cooked until golden brown.
A big gin glass of ice cold blood orange sanpellegrino before they altered it 😡with sliced orange and lots of ice .
Followed by a very tart lemony desert of some kind.

A massive ribeye steak as blue as it's possible to have it, garlic mash, a daiquiri, and roughly a kilo of baklava.

I've changed my order. Right now I'd like 6 xiao long bao, breakfast noodles and a nai wong bao for dessert. Alternatively, I'd like 6 Yangs shrimp dumplings.

With a diet coke.

A red Bounty, scones, jam and clotted cream or some chicken satay and rice from the local noodle bar.

Ooh I love a red Bounty - do they still do them?

Ooh I loved these. We had them with beans and chips before Guides most weeks.

No 😢

No butter?!

I would love a McDonalds burger and fries.

But only the ones that appear in their adverts. Not the vile concoctions that you actually get served in their restaurants.

I can't remember when I last had a Maccies. Must be at least five years.

But every now and then, usually when I've been near a restaurant, like this evening, the aroma is so enticing, I really really fancy one.

But I don't want to experience the bitter disappointment that I get every time I have one.

“ Carp” made me smile OP - had visions of you going down to the pond!

Great question OP, I’d like gazpacho

I’m really full after 3 sausages, chips & bread & butter so I’d have something I can munch for a midnight snack. Would love a slice of my DM’s streuselkuchen which is a lovely dense yet moist cake with crunchy brown sugar ontop. Makes me sad because she has Parkinson’s with dementia & can’t bake anymore 😢

Id have right now a cold icy coke full fat, perfect Herby parsley buttery roasted new potatoes with a lovely bit of crispy but rare lamb, baby carrots and borrocli, a nice gravy, and then a cheesecake, thanks

A huge bento of prawn and vegetable tempura, prawn gyoza, soba noodles, loads of sauce, a fresh strawberry daifuku and three ice cold asahi beers. All magically gluten (and calorie) free.

I was going to say my mum’s stew (Irish stew) with brown sauce but then saw this & think this tops it as it’s exactly how I like it (with no butter or clotted cream, just jam)

Oooo a Cabot’s Ice cream mocha almond Sundae with hot fudge and marshmallow and nuts.

A really good lemon meringue pie.

I want this now. Was fine drinking iced water and snacking on fennel bread sticks until I read this.

Chocolate ice cream - YUM

A giant Yorkshire pudding filled with onion gravy.

No, I’m a fussy eater. I don’t like cream, cheese, butter, etc. unless it happens to be baked into a lovely scone 😋

If we're including discontinued things, Thorntons used to sell soft biscuity/chocolate things that were incredible and I would love some of them now

Also m&s cappuccino chocolate bars, and some crispy mozzarella sticks with tomato sauce (from a restaurant, not ketchup)

I wouldn’t say no to a macaroni pie and a glass of Pinot tbh.

A punnet of cherries ( from Spain, not crappy uk ones)!