Camel toe drama

[Missypuddingchops]

Im going right in with honesty...the older ive gotten the 'longer' my bits of skin down there have gotten! I go to the gym and i like to wear my seamless shorts to keep it all in order...so to speak however im still getting a bloody camel toe! Ive tried loose shorts so you cant see it but they get caught on some of the machines and nearly cut me in half. Is there any tried and test anti camel toe thongs that actually work? Before I get the scissors out...

Yeah this isn't a thing. You are some manners of loon.

Leggings without the front seam.

No we don’t 🫣😬😬😬😬

Just wear a longer top @Missypuddingchops ! Sorted!

A foam insert??? OMG whatever next 😂

A thick pair of black leggings would do the trick surely, with a long t shirt for safety?

Have a think about why you've never seen a nutsack camel toe at the gym.

What isn't a thing?

I went to the gym in my jeans the other day! Try that OP

😂😂😂

Aerial shots from a drone then? I’m assuming they can be seen from space OP?

Of course not! Ill i wanted was a some ideas to combat the issue. I thought it was relatable for alot of women...jesus calm down

Have you consulted your GP? My SIL had a reduction operation….

I have never seen anyone's loose shorts getting stuck in the equipment 😬 If you are that uncomfortable, wear capri leggings and a longer tshirt.

Yeah I would consider this if they’re big enough to flap in the breeze

So your genitalia is so extensive that men are staring from across the gym and it's all getting pulled around when you do weights? Hmm. You're right, that is a lot of drama.

According to my SIL, hers were long/huge and my MIL said she had never seen anything like it before… the mind boggles somewhat as it must have been a later life/5 kids development.

anyhow the op went well.

What about changing to a different type of pants for the gym? Thongs probably aren’t helping keep everything where it should be.