Flaming June - Will The Wheels Finally Fall Off Don Snoreleone's Bus? - Trump Thread #165

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Nobody likes you, everybody hates you.
Guess you should go and eat worms.

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He's desperate to have something to brag about today. He'd probably sign away Barron if he thought it would get the deal done.

There may well be other Barrons in a crypt waiting to be awakened.
He looks like he'd be at home sleeping in a coffin.

Um, not everyone in the US. Average humidity in the summer in a lot of places west of the Rockies averages around 30%.

We're a BIG country.

I know. Always makes me giggle. And possibly show my age when I do.

Who's to say he hasn't?

I think IF there's a deal to be signed he's going to drag it out until he can announce it at the fight where I'm sure he'll get a standing ovation.

I had a feeling it was a terrorist group in the past - fell down a little rabbit-hole to confirm it!

Give it time...

From the BBC, "Iran is yet to comment."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj0grpyg4v1t

Did someone teach him new words?

So I see that the Taller Than A Skyscraper reflecting pool is now full of algae and Don is declaring the Strait(s) of Hormuz is officially open! A strait that he has no authority over whatsoever and it isn’t his to declare open at all, a great victory it seems we’re back to erm, something similar, but worse, than when he started this charade, brilliant. There’s a fight on The White House lawn though, so that’s great, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?! FML

Oh good.

JD Vance says he will discuss 2028 presidential run after midterm elections.
Vice-president says he tries not to make decisions until he ‘absolutely must’ but has ‘no doubt’ Trump will support him.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/14/jd-vance-2028-presidential-campaign-midterms-talks?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

He really is a pathetic little man. Fucks things up, makes them worse and thinks he's won some kind of victory.

There was nothing about the lives lost due to his illegal attack on Iran, just all about the money.

The claiming ownership of the SofH is arrogant and ridiculous given the whole world knows it was Iran that closed it.

Stupidity on show at it's finest.

Poor old Marco - he's going to have to seize Cuba single-handed now.

He gave himself a birthday present.

Ahem.

60-day negotiation period between Iran and the US will only start after the US releases Iranian frozen assets as agreed upon, according to Iran's deputy Foreign Minister.
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The nuclear issue will not be discussed before the US follows through on its commitments.-Tasnim

and...

According to Israeli sources, in a conversation with Trump, Netanyahu clarified that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanese clause in the American-Iranian agreement.
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Netanyahu told the American president that the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon, will remain in the positions it currently holds, and will continue to act to thwart the threat from Hezbollah—including the destruction of terror infrastructure and a response to any attack against Israel.
bsky.app/profile/shipwreck75.bsky.social/post/3mobrznzkts2s

And Iranian news

Iran only agreed not to carry out an attack on Israel after the US offered last-minute concessions: guarantees for Lebanon’s territorial integrity, an Israeli withdrawal from the Lebanon border, and an immediate end to the blockade, Fars reports.

Fars also says Trump conceded that Gulf waters transit rules will be regulated jointly by Iran and Oman.

Remember it's a MoU which sets the terms for a further 60 days of talks.

I’ll believe this shit when I see it. Trump’s acolytes are just too thick to dig into the details and realise this isn’t a deal.

TDLR: it’s not a deal. Not yet. And that orange fuckwit still threatened a nuke yesterday.

He has now said the Strait will open on Friday

Is this like "When is a deal not a deal?", "When Trump says it's a deal."

I have to admit, I'm confused. So what we have is a 'deal' to talk about making a deal?

The Arse of the Deal.

The list of US negotiators blows my mind - property developers who take private meetings with no minutes recorded, and a VP who sold his morals quite some time ago.

Hopefully the room behind the principles is packed with trained, smart people.

It reeks of corruption.

CNN saying Iran have spoken. Money first, end the blockade.... and then sign the MOI. The agreement to start talking.

The man's ego knows no bounds.

This Great Deal will bring Peace and Security to the whole Region," he writes on Truth Social.
"Many presidents have tried to make Peace with Iran, and all have failed before me. The Leaders of the Region have, for the first time, found a President who can help them achieve real Peace.

Yeah. A deal to eventually make a deal after Iran get's it's money.

I Just saw what Starmer said, and TBH... it's sickening how the fawning is now required. Why won't just one of them call him out for what he is?