How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Im plumping for bumbag.

You stubbed your toe on a sun lounger and she told you to log it with 101?

Did she give you an unmumsnetty hug

She was busy drawing a diagram, whilst complaining about a CF neighbour who parks outside her house.

Were you in Puerto Pollensa?. That place must be crawling with Mumsnetters. I didn't care for it much and thought there were nicer places in Mallorca but I did find a gin bar, so perhaps that's the attraction.

Is the B word Birkenstocks?

She spat coffee out all over her keyboard?
She howled?
Her teenage sons were strapping 6ft plus-ers, top in their all classes, very good looking, and just amazing human beings?

She was wearing a £300 Rixo dress, just to walk to the supermarket (?)

She referred to her MIL/DD

She was at the all inclusive buffet and all she had was one croissant, because Mumsnetters are weirdly obsessed with 'pastries' on holiday even though they'd never eat them at home, and some naice jamon.

Was she clutching her pearls ?

You walked past her room when she was demanding that the cleaner removed the toilet brush from her bathroom because she couldn't bear the thought of the presence of a toilet brush that someone else had used?

@UrsulasHerbBag she said LTB!

She told you LTB!!! When your DH dared to look at another woman

She talked about a random man's comment

Wearing the B word ... nope can't get it although naive ham is my fave typo ever!

The Mumsnet scarf.

Did she use the word “limerance”?

I second the Skechers suggestion for sandals. I find them incredibly comfortable.

What a lovely trip down memory lane this has been, even if its left us all baffled as to the actual answer!

Refusing to tip and reading children’s books by the pool?

You heard her telling someone to respect her boundaries or she would go NC?

She had the word Balonz on her t-shirt?

Was she armed with two bottles of bleach, three different sized scrubbing brushes, an industrial container of Dettol, a pack of face masks and some latex gloves?

Was she hard work?