How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

She said to her (comatose) DH 'am I being unreasonable????'

Awww. I was gonna say that 😂

A whole glass ??

She referred to her DH and DC and how much they were missing the DDog.

She was reading mn on her phone 😐

She heard your surname being called and she snorted "Boswell!" and laughed.

Were you knocking at her hotel room door for ages and getting no reply?

Did she go apoplectic when a child bounced a ball on the ground within earshot? Or tell you that their joint income was £100,000 and that they were feeling the pinch?

Did she call someone a spoonyfucker?

She shouted DD4 and DS6 come along now time for lunch across the pool.

Was she discussing the NHS and how it's on its knees & that school teachers were leaving in their droves?

😂

She said ‘Did you mean to be so rude?’

Her husband was doing t rex arms in a supermarket 😂

Did you overhear her saying she earned six figures in a completely irrelevant context?

Wasn’t there something about a bat?

Did she fast forward to the end of the holiday?

Roka rucksack!

Ah Soupy the bat <wistful>

Was she on glue?

God I really hope so 😂

She mentioned a well known Mumsnet phrase (naive ham, cutted up pear, penis beaker), referenced a Mumsnet classic thread, or you saw her looking at Mumsnet on her phone. Or all three. Whilst wearing the Mumsnet scarf.

Oh i have another clue

Did she start asking randoms "could I be pregnant?" But refused to take a test?

She called her kid a tiny wanker?

Did you see her pointing at a wolf coat?

You overheard her planning to murder her MiL?