How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Leopard print scarf? Phase Eight verity dress?

We do not. So Mumsnet.

She talked about her DH or DD. Or told someone to LTB.😄

After listening to you share your concerns about someone, did she say in a patronising, teaching moment way, "and what did you say when you told them this? " knowing full well you haven't told the person this and we're just gathering your thoughts on mn.

When walking towards the pool, did her husband shout out to her "your minge!'"whereupon she realised she had forgotten to put her bikini bottoms on?

You knocked on her door to ask if she knew what time the restaurant opened for breakfast, you knew she was there but she refused to open it because

it was after five o clock in the afternoon

she didn’t know you

Was she giving completely fallacious legal/HR/divorce/property/health/education advise to anyone who would listen?

Did she hold an intense position about the use of the word frumpy?

She put the next customer bar at 90degrees to the expected?

She was internationally on the run from a particularly vicious crow?

Barbour? Balenciaga? Burberry? Birkenstocks?

Or just plain, boring old Boden....

@UrsulasHerbBag what’s the story?

Was it Balamory?

👏👏👏

Did she to you she formerly holidayed in Savernake Forest or camping pods in the north of Scotland, but now needed less unnerving vacations?

or she was in a group of 10 and they all shared 1 chicken and there were leftovers?

school run dress? That’s an old one, isn’t it? I wonder if that’s still a thing…🤔

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Did she ask if you were getting help for your anxiety?

Was she wearing Lucy and Yak dungarees?

🤣

Oh this was such a brilliant thread

Did she tell you to ‘use your words’….

She has her cocklodger and his DCs in tow, whereby she’s expected to entertain/supervise the DCs whilst he vapes and games. And she’s funding 50% of the holiday because her cocklodger said, “we’re family now, and we go 50/50 on holiday bills.” And she has a baby bump because she’s stupid enough to have a child with him.

She was with her teenage daughter
, whose skirt revealed her bum cheeks, wearing a thong!