Best insults

[Urzurtixitxigcog]

Your ma’s favourite Beetle is Ringo
Any others ?

As useful as a cat flap on a submarine.

Had a friend that would say - They have shit for brains .
I rather like that one .

Yer Da sells Avon.

Oh my goodness you are photogenic...

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

I love that you're helping to normalise this

Do you think I button up at the back?

He's like a fart in a trance

You have the IQ of a crayon

As welcome as a fart in a space suit

All the personality of a Freddo

“X is a waste of oxygen”
I would never say that to anyone but it is hilarious, likewise

They’re such a broken biscuit

This:

There's more atmosphere on the moon

You're as much eese as nae eese.

A waste of a perfectly good skin...

Silence seems to be the best insult for a certain person. I don’t respond in any way and she just gets worse to the point others are starting to see she is an issue.

What was your favourite colour of lead paint to lick as a child?

You look like the kind of person who would eat a mars bar upside down to feel the veins on your tongue.

Not mine, I heard it on a podcast recently about non sweary insults.

You're as daft as Trump.

Vicious :-)

You have the personality of a wilted salad

As tight as a knat’s arse

as much use as a chocolate teapot

Did ye aye

‘You dad sits at the top of the stairs and thinks he’s on the chase’ - had me howling !