Best insults

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Your ma’s favourite Beetle is Ringo
Any others ?

Chinny reckon

I'd love to get into a battle of wits with you, but it would be unfair to challenge someone who is unarmed.

In response to “ You’re dirty” - “ Well you’re ugly but I can always wash”! 🤣

Wisdom has been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster

As much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Niche but relevant in current times

(photo under review will explain)

At your wits end - a very short journey for some!

I used to have a dress like that - didn't suit me either.

All quiet in the frontal lobe