Phrases which cause hilarity within your family, but would be meaningless to anyone else.

[AlpacaYourBags]

For us it's
"You know how I feel about mushrooms".

Pick up your Ecclefechans and put them in the wash!

Get it done by the morning or I’ll cut your balls off ( Monty python life of Brian)

I’ve got 3 adult sons and they always laugh at it.
or, it’s nobody’s fault - not even the Romans!

...but no badge.

To which someone must reply "AB negative"

Release the sausages

I've gone all pimply goose( I've got goose pimples)😊

Could it be sepsis?

Do WE have to queue ?!

Pudding?

There are other people here that want custard

Double vision

I'll turn around and tell you this.

Mimms.

Whatchamacallit

mega haddock

Pencils and noodles

what what what

big chungus

like a battery hen