Phrases which cause hilarity within your family, but would be meaningless to anyone else.

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For us it's
"You know how I feel about mushrooms".

I’m digesting !

I'm not a crisp person!
Once said by FIL, with a look of disgust on his face, when I offered him some crisps at a family buffet. Since then we say this to each other whenever we don't fancy something.

Dash it to the floor

I am NOT a robot.

“Careful, it’s Prosecco”

“And did Arsenal win last night?”

I wanna be Bob!
it’s tasty (with a sour look on face)
just checking on Tina Turner (when checking the latest news)

Tortoise…for any words that have the wrong tense…origin: teached us…no…taught us.

Just things my dd says

'Baguum' - bacon
'Smoobie' - smoothie

Shes 7, has autism and is learning to speak - she just makes me laugh so much 😄😄😄

Was that when Harold got shot in the eye?!

It’s not for the likes of you!

Are we the same family?;)

All those.

You sharted

Three pokes in Rome.🍦

Even typing it makes me 🤣🤣🤣.

Fhanny

here comes Winnie the Pooh

Poo Willy

Can someone get Ja Rule on the phone so I can make sense of this

Sinny sin sinnnn

I regret the snake.

I don’t want that (wailed)

It is green!

Can I pet that dawg

I wouldn’t give it to her
She knew she had met her match
Will you for gods sake have a banana

I'm not a bloody dentist!
Once said very irritably by a medically qualified family member when asked for advice about a bad tooth. Now used as shorthand for any lack of expertise/interest in someone else's problem.

Bumsmack

How you dare!

It just flew!
The dog did it
Watch.. learn..

Hello birds, hello sky
You'll have to open a whelk stall
As any fule kno