Phrases which cause hilarity within your family, but would be meaningless to anyone else.

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For us it's
"You know how I feel about mushrooms".

Go on, soil yourself

EVERY DAY

you know you want to

“Can you hear me, Steven?”
“Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.”

Is that Dave Chappell? Been rewatching him over the last few weeks and it’s sounds familiar lol

And even Mallaig!

Yes

I’m only telling you what the spirits are telling me.

‘Quick, or the countryside will be closed’
in response to any hurrying scenario

"Annnd then they cover it in chocolate"

Lovely bit of squirrel Jackie ….

Are they for the party?

Bucket!

Don’t forget to pair a pack of pants

Having a stronk

I'm not type-A

Hildegard! Don't be disagreeable!

You have pretty hair

It cooks down, you know.

"Mustard!" Originally from my grandparents about not having mustard available, I now say it when I'm looking for mustard in the supermarket😂

"Well, that's not cricket" grandparents again

"Very French" - said only while in France now carried over to here when something feels very French😂

"There's nothing wrong with me, its everybody else"

I'm in the bomb shelter

I is 'avin a FAG!

”Nice chips”….and the correct response is “she knows what I mean”
”8 is a lot of legs David”

Don’t get your eyebrows in an uproar

and

Are you having a funny one?

“You’ll have had your tea?”

"It's Olly Murs!"

'A Thousand Pounds!!!'

delicious, are we having duck?

I AM an Island, i am Ibiza

I wouldn’t if I were you Lesley

Look at moiiiii (said in Kath voice from Kath and Kim)

Ya big hunk a spunk

Its noice, it’s different it’s unusual

"SASQUATCH!"

"...So we had to open a tin of peas."

"Chocolate eclairs - I must hurry!"

"Captain Gregg's angry again."

"It's my tortoise comb...."

"A BATH?! Who has a bath?!"

"Oh it's the bashed crab song...."

"Get the phone pan out...."

It would take me a very long time to even try to explain!