Phrases which cause hilarity within your family, but would be meaningless to anyone else.

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For us it's
"You know how I feel about mushrooms".

Which was nice...

A succulent Chinese meal?

Watch out for griddly bears.
Jubbernauts!
Musty divot.
Do you need to tell us something?
It's made from purest green.

Watch out for griddly bears.
Jubbernauts!
Musty divot.
Do you need to tell us something?
It's made from purest green.

That’s my favourite galleon

‘Oooh such a tasty burger’

Get that down ya.

Guaranteed to stop the person’s fork halfway to their mouth if timed correctly.

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When I get me bus pass

enchefilits

shut up Tiny Tim

going the alley bowly

Chester Amigo and Chico Bert

Remember the pickle bomb

Olive!

He changed his middle name to Laser!

Come on Jeff!
you can’t sleep all the time

YES

Pinch the TIP!

Oh, come on darling ...

That's not going anywhere.

(Said when wedging the dive kit into the back of the car).

Probably some kind of Fritillary

Whenever someone exclaims "Well I never!"
Whoever is within hearing range will reply in unison "Well you did!"

little boy with big job to do

Should have gone to Radio Rentals when something doesn't go to plan.

Where's the bonjela?

Et le muffins, et le sandwiches.

"see you shooon"

I’ll give you a lump up the crundle

“Put them in a bowl”.

I can’t stand the sound of crisp packets and always asked the kids to tip them into a bowl.

we were queueing for a ferry and the woman in front was eating crisps when my son whispered it to me, so funny😀

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